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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776545 times)

vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8010 on: March 07, 2018, 12:18:22 pm »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8011 on: March 07, 2018, 12:44:34 pm »

A - Every empire has to stomp over people's national freedom a little. This is no different.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8012 on: March 07, 2018, 12:51:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8013 on: March 07, 2018, 12:59:27 pm »

You decide to fight against this upstart Euron and to crush his so-called Kingdom once more!

A week later, your forces move into Eval once again. You can give up on releiving the sieges of the keeps in the south, the scouts bring news that no loyalist garrisons remain except those few near the border that were captured by you.

The scouts report that there is no sight of Euron or his troops, despite the fact that you arrived at his doorstep.

A) Then we take it to his living room! Onwards, to the capital!
B) Then we will make a mess of his backyard, I mean, borderlands!
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8014 on: March 07, 2018, 01:01:32 pm »

A, we're not cruel foreign oppressors! We're just here to give that one specific guy a very bad day.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8015 on: March 07, 2018, 01:03:51 pm »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8016 on: March 07, 2018, 01:06:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8017 on: March 07, 2018, 01:12:16 pm »

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Probably some kind of trap. Still, might as well see what they've prepared in the half year since we murdered the first lot.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8018 on: March 07, 2018, 01:12:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8019 on: March 07, 2018, 01:28:23 pm »

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I smell a trap, but if walk into it and fall, our heir will give him one hell of a bad day.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8020 on: March 07, 2018, 01:41:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8021 on: March 07, 2018, 05:30:50 pm »

You decide to stop only when the Evalian usurper is dead.

Three days later, as you march towards teh cpaital, your scouts bring news. Euron has rallied his troops and is marching towards you. He has at least four thousand of footsoldiers, from peasant rabble to skilled mercenaries and soldiers from past wars, as well as about eight hundred cavalry, made up by Evalian nationalists and minor noblemen.

His army is a day away from your current position, but if you both march against each other, the battle could be joined mayhaps even before today's evening.

A) We plop down and let them come, no need to tire ourselves with constant marching.
B) Onwards, the setting sun will provide lovely backdrop for our battle!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8022 on: March 07, 2018, 05:37:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8023 on: March 07, 2018, 05:37:32 pm »

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His troops are probably, and unfortunately, fresh. Ours are not. Not mention, with nightfall so close in coming, we're liable to fire the cannons into our own positions, which would be very sad indeed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8024 on: March 07, 2018, 05:38:52 pm »

I mean, it would provide a lovely backdrop for our battle, but A.
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