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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776898 times)

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7875 on: February 26, 2018, 01:51:37 pm »

B expoditions are useless if you are dead.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7876 on: February 26, 2018, 02:01:29 pm »

How much back I should read?

All of it.

Or if you're feeling ambitious, the first two games, then this. It's only 1000+ pages total if I'm not mistaken. Easy going for few boring evenings!

More realistically none of it. Spamkingdom is very much about moment to moment decision making and randomness. You don't really need the history to make that good of decisions. The npcs don't really that long of memories either normally.

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7877 on: February 26, 2018, 02:02:40 pm »

B, this isn't quite an emergency yet.

Actually yeah, A! A's the way!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7878 on: February 26, 2018, 02:09:25 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7879 on: February 26, 2018, 02:15:23 pm »

B

 Tetan I already is king of what already?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7880 on: February 26, 2018, 02:25:17 pm »

Tetan is king of Eldrican, to our immediate west. I thought we were friends. Of course, that was before we did nothing about Houlandin killing Iwald, and Iwald was the hero of the Khanate war / married to an Eldrican girl.

A

Might not be the winning vote, but we're looking at a three-pronged war (Felonsein, Eval, Eldrican) if none of these people negotiate.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7881 on: February 26, 2018, 02:30:40 pm »

Might not be the winning vote, but we're looking at a three-pronged war (Felonsein, Eval, Eldrican) if none of these people negotiate.

Tetan's already sent an envoy, plus 3k troops isn't exactly an invasion force, so it's a fairly good idea to check what they want before jumping to conclusions.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7882 on: February 26, 2018, 02:31:42 pm »

B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7883 on: February 26, 2018, 02:36:37 pm »

Tetan's already sent an envoy, plus 3k troops isn't exactly an invasion force, so it's a fairly good idea to check what they want before jumping to conclusions.

Well yeah I said "if," but the vote to recall troops is now and I'm a cautious sort who actually isn't trying to kill Cyl. What we have now could be lost to attrition even with winning rolls.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7884 on: February 26, 2018, 02:48:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7885 on: February 26, 2018, 04:29:18 pm »

A. The coalition can handle the Agaresians and the Orcworld expedition is too small to make a difference in this fight, and we benefit more from sitting on the portal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7886 on: February 26, 2018, 04:44:33 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7887 on: February 26, 2018, 04:45:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7888 on: February 26, 2018, 05:35:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7889 on: February 26, 2018, 05:38:38 pm »

6a 6b

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