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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776969 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7830 on: February 24, 2018, 07:16:13 pm »

Is there any of these that we've been particularly nice/not nice to recently?

I don't recall anything recent for the Alldivines but we've been on good terms.

We just refurbished a Pantheonist temple.

So far as I know we've never done anything for the Parsian Graces, beyond the whole religious equality thing.
About the closest is when we caught Leath and Abis ingesting "religious powders" and chewed them out over it.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7831 on: February 24, 2018, 07:47:10 pm »

D

Did that stuff from Parsia propagate through our priesthood or something?
Also, we should have gone for a wizard, fuck....
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7832 on: February 24, 2018, 07:50:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7833 on: February 24, 2018, 07:52:38 pm »

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7834 on: February 25, 2018, 02:10:27 am »

When you want wisdom seek a wizard, when you want random religious nonsense ask a priest.

A I guess, at least it will seem like we are doing something.  Though I fear the other faiths will all ask for temples too...

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7835 on: February 25, 2018, 03:06:40 am »

A, let's put up a temple for the enjoyment of the masses.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7836 on: February 25, 2018, 09:14:38 am »

a
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7837 on: February 25, 2018, 10:26:29 am »

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You scold the mystics for their silly interpretations and tell the court that nothing is really happening.

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Neither your courtiers, nor the public, cares about your words! They loudly clamor that you've just wronged all the deities possible with your decision!

You can bet that your authority and people's happiness just took a big hit.

1149 AD, Late Spring

The fighting of the coalition forces is currently centered in the south of Bloodpeak Mountains. Agaresians are still aplenty but your soldiers are fighting the best they can.

1149 AD, Summer

The new star has became much less brighter than it was, but that doesn't pacify your subjects. In fact, a mass of peasant rebels has sprung up in the west!

Claiming that they no longer want to be subjects of blasphemous, reclusive and kinslayer-abiding Emperor, peoples in the cities in Felonsein and Eval are assaulting your officials, plundering noble manors and attacking Army garrisons. Several governors have been killed; few have fled or remained to coordinate some resistance, but all plead for the Emperor to come help them.

Besides some reinforcements and new recruits that were supposed to be sent north-east, your Army is away from the heart of the Empire. An emergency council is held, where your statesmen and nobles alike discuss possible solutions that you could take...

As for the Army fighting the Agaresians...

A) Recall it at once, the Empire is more important that some distant savages!
B) It will stay there, we can't abandon our allies like that!

As for the expeditionary force in Orcworld...

A) Recall it at once, new world can wait - trouble in the Empire cannot!
B) Its small numbers won't probably make a difference, it can stay in the Orcworld.

As for the leadership of the anti-rebel forces...

A) I'm sure I have plenty of skilled officers to handle this.
B) Houlandin can go and deal with the rebels.
C) I will personally put down those filthy rebels!!

As for potential of negotiation...

A) Let's try to find and contact some of the rebel leaders, just in case.
B) I do not negotiate with terr- I mean, rebel scum!

//Remember, no split votes.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7838 on: February 25, 2018, 10:33:18 am »

Stupid star. >.<

This is why need more blood sacrifice!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7839 on: February 25, 2018, 10:33:41 am »

BABB
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7840 on: February 25, 2018, 10:35:38 am »

BABA

Maybe it's time we abdicate, our dude doesn't seem to want to be emperor anymore anyway.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7841 on: February 25, 2018, 11:50:30 am »

BABA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7842 on: February 25, 2018, 12:30:59 pm »

Nothing to see here.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2018, 06:11:10 pm by Baffler »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7843 on: February 25, 2018, 12:35:34 pm »

BABA!

Maybe it's time we abdicate, our dude doesn't seem to want to be emperor anymore anyway.

It'd be funny though if we made it to like a 100 years old by sorcerous magic though, and be Emperor the entire time.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2018, 12:41:14 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7844 on: February 25, 2018, 12:37:35 pm »

BABB
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