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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787855 times)

Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7515 on: February 13, 2018, 07:13:42 pm »

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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7516 on: February 13, 2018, 07:26:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7517 on: February 13, 2018, 07:30:44 pm »

B, putting our son under house arrest for a year isn't going to improve his skills.
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7518 on: February 13, 2018, 07:44:32 pm »

B Changing my vote to this.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7519 on: February 13, 2018, 08:08:09 pm »

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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7520 on: February 13, 2018, 11:46:05 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7521 on: February 14, 2018, 01:18:49 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7522 on: February 14, 2018, 02:06:01 am »

B: as they say, once is incompetence. If it happens again, that's gonna be our signal to intervene.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7523 on: February 14, 2018, 02:15:02 am »

If it happens again, that's gonna be our signal to intervene.

If it happens again, somebody could die! ...Eh, screw it. I'm more or less resigned to the fact that we are doomed to piss off, disinherit, or kill all of our sons no matter what we do. Somebody find us another wife so we can get started on a fresh batch.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7524 on: February 14, 2018, 02:57:18 am »

Imagine how many kids we would have at this point if our wife was still alive...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7525 on: February 14, 2018, 03:02:13 am »

Imagine how many kids we would have at this point if our wife was still alive...

Perhaps one or two extra. I think she was getting towards the end of her childbearing years.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7526 on: February 14, 2018, 12:55:07 pm »

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It was accident, and thus Iwald is forgiven.

1146 AD, Mid-Spring

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Success in the Ironbone mountains! A tribe of orcs has been decimated and finally a possible source of all things orcish has been located; deep in the mountains, in a secluded valley that rarely sees sunlight due to high peaks surrounding it, your men discovered a cave, as wide as four wagons and taller than a hovel, surrounded by graves and totems of orcs and their trophies (read: victims). At the time of writing this report, your officers are already preparing a search team to investigate the giant cave.

Meanwhile, there was a calamity in the fighting against the nomads; in heat of battle, the Eldricans didn't provide enough cover for your Thundercats, resulting in massacre of your soldiers, capture of valuable Fireblood machines, and subsequent routing of Eldrican forces.

According to your officers (those who survived that's it), four thousand Methiantese total perished in this single battle, and at least thirty machines have been lost to Ogan's men. Eldrican generals are blaming yours for 'being in the way at the worst possible moment', while your officers are blaming their Eldrican counterparts for not allowing them enough free reign, especially in terms of Thundercat operations.

A) Clearly, the fools will only drag us down. Our soldiers will return to Methiant at once!
B) I must quickly write a letter of complaint to Tetan I, lest his foolish officers get us all killed!
C) I'm sure our two Armies can sort things out without political maneuvering above them.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7527 on: February 14, 2018, 12:59:15 pm »

VOTED ADJUSTED TO B
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Political maneuvering happens in the battlefield the same day we start to lose.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2018, 02:06:25 pm by Blood_Librarian »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7528 on: February 14, 2018, 01:02:19 pm »

A - They asked for our help. We don't need to be insulted whilst providing it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7529 on: February 14, 2018, 01:06:46 pm »

The leaders of hte military are the ones who messed up. not the kings that move the pawns. I'd rather have their lands half burnt and our military depleted then us fighting on our own soil.
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