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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775825 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7440 on: February 13, 2018, 03:44:49 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7441 on: February 13, 2018, 03:45:24 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7442 on: February 13, 2018, 04:29:32 am »

You decide that Shooting Tubes is way to go. The engineers plead to make as many of them as they can.

1145 AD, Autumn

Tetan I's younger brother, Aes, is here!

"Greetings, Emperor. The threat of the Khanate is growing day by day. Even now, when we tried to catch it my surprise, it fights back and remains steadfast. My brother, King of Eldrican, needs your professional soldiers to come help defeat the horde. Otherwise, like in the tales of old kingdoms, the nomads will come knocking at the doors of your Kingdom too." Clearly, he is neither a good diplomat nor a conversationalist.

A) "What do I get from this?"
B) "I'm not interested in wars of other peoples, sorry."
C) "Sure thing, I will send my soldiers to help fight the nomads."
D) "You sure you don't want supplies instead? Rations, money, weapons?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7443 on: February 13, 2018, 04:48:11 am »

A

I suppose we can start to build relations again now that the one guy is dead, but they are gonna have to build those relations.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7444 on: February 13, 2018, 05:26:27 am »

If we are going to help, I'd prefer to use our army. It's just sitting around currently.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7445 on: February 13, 2018, 05:36:02 am »

A horse is surly easier to hit then a man, the shooting tubes will work wonders!

But we must punish a failed diplomacy roll with demands!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7446 on: February 13, 2018, 05:54:05 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7447 on: February 13, 2018, 06:04:11 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7448 on: February 13, 2018, 06:05:11 am »

You ask what you can get from the Eldricans in exchange for help.

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"My brother, Tetan I, have noted that your economy and treasury are delicately balanced with only small margin of profits. Duchy of Koi provides the Kingdom with much silver. Therefore, we would agree to split the profits from silver mining for next twenty years. half of the bullion would be sent to your Treasury."

A) "Pfffft. What am I, cheap? Begone, fool!"
B) "Not enough for me. I want more!"
C) "Oh, now we're talking. Our Army will help you!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7449 on: February 13, 2018, 06:10:11 am »

So, they try to assassinate us, then they break their agreements with the Khan, and now they want us to a sign an agreement saying that "we'll totally pay you a bunch of silver in the future we swear." if we give them our army... Sure.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7450 on: February 13, 2018, 06:13:23 am »

B. We could probably survive being neighbours to the nomads, and we can also land grab a bit if Eldrican looks like it is about to go under.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7451 on: February 13, 2018, 06:59:12 am »

C, 20 years of a minimum +1 economy unless the mines die, sounds like a deal!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7452 on: February 13, 2018, 07:02:53 am »

C sounds good. Remember, this guy not only didn't try to assassinate anyone, this guy usurped the extinguished line of the guy who did. That guy got his consequences. No point holding a grudge.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7453 on: February 13, 2018, 07:06:11 am »

C sounds good. Remember, this guy not only didn't try to assassinate anyone, this guy usurped the extinguished line of the guy who did. That guy got his consequences. No point holding a grudge.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7454 on: February 13, 2018, 07:19:15 am »

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