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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786628 times)

Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7275 on: February 11, 2018, 10:22:00 am »

B.  Succession wars are messy, and if all she really wants is to leave, she's welcome to - after guaranteeing she won't push a war.  If not, well, we'll just have to Richard III this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7276 on: February 11, 2018, 10:30:40 am »

If she wanted to stay, she would have said so v;
Sure she doesn't want to.

But, you know, Emperor.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7277 on: February 11, 2018, 10:45:04 am »

B Too much chance of "issues" otherwise.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7278 on: February 11, 2018, 10:53:12 am »

B, get it in writing. Kinda want to part amicably, but the healthiest assumption in Spamkingdom is that everyone else is either stupid, malevolent or just an asshole.

A - actually, let's let her do as she pleases and be Good Duede Cyl for once.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7279 on: February 11, 2018, 11:08:41 am »

B, get it in writing. Kinda want to part amicably, but the healthiest assumption in Spamkingdom is that everyone else is either stupid, malevolent or just an asshole.

Not that I don't agree with you wholeheartedly, but this attitude might explain Cyl's demeanour...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7280 on: February 11, 2018, 11:14:47 am »

Sadly we put ourselves in the position of requiring B.
I really don't think Abis would try anything but her father or grown son just might.


Changing to A
NPC's are pretty good about keeping their own promises, but the next generation not so much about honoring declarations of the past.
Abis I'm not worried about, we can send her off with as much goodwill as possible.
(Maybe with a great roll we would even convince her of our sincerity and she stays.)

... If not, well, we'll just have to Richard III this.

Which suspicion was expressed in her letter to start with. When the emperor rules by fiat than by following laws, what can lesser persons do but fear?

... the healthiest assumption in Spamkingdom is that everyone else is either stupid, malevolent or just an asshole.

Cyl starts wars it seems anytime the army score is above 5, and negotiates no terms but complete fealty. That's part of how he ended up in a poorly won war in Eval that made it near impossible to defend against Agaresians in Cydwyl and totally impossible to send troops against Damdamians in Lametania. Back in the days of charismatic Yoe I when people actually voted to talk things out, we had the occasional disruption to peace but never more than one enemy at a time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7281 on: February 11, 2018, 11:32:44 am »

Yeah, but all the kings of the past are dead, so clearly they've done something wrong.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7282 on: February 11, 2018, 11:54:18 am »

A If our current son dies we can still have backup heirs, unless we push a more lenient succession law we will be screwed at this point.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7283 on: February 11, 2018, 01:08:51 pm »

Yeah, but all the kings of the past are dead, so clearly they've done something wrong.

They rode horses.  :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7284 on: February 11, 2018, 01:11:36 pm »

Yeah, but all the kings of the past are dead, so clearly they've done something wrong.

They rode horses.  :P
oh god the flashbacks

Anyway, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7285 on: February 11, 2018, 01:34:39 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7286 on: February 11, 2018, 01:39:30 pm »

You decide to let her go.

The same evening you watch her leave with children in tow.

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On the trade front, metals earned some profits, while glasswork did not, plus the Passage Tax is almost done being established. Toll houses are constructed at major passageways and extra guards are brought to city gates to enforce taxation.

Few days later, you cannot help but notice that some of 'chatterbug' courtiers (women mostly) seem to be glancing at Houlandin's direction from time to time, smirking even. What is this all about, you have no idea, until you get a hint from one of the low ranking ladies, that she got news from one of the bedchamber maids.

The girl in question fidgets and is nervous when you speak to her in your study. She keeps fidgeting and only after a long while you get something from her.

"It's... about Prince Houlandin's, um... bedroom, uhhh... issues."

A) "Oh so that's what it is. Carry on then, I don't need to know. There was no conversation."
B) "That doesn't tell me much. Speak up, woman, I have so much to do yet!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7287 on: February 11, 2018, 01:40:54 pm »

bb tell us now
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7288 on: February 11, 2018, 01:42:07 pm »

A

He already got a kid so w/e
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7289 on: February 11, 2018, 01:44:25 pm »

B

Dish out the sweet gossip, gurl.
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