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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787959 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7185 on: February 08, 2018, 04:59:32 pm »

Spymaster is let in. When you two are left alone, he quickly approaches you and leans down.

"My liege, I bring reports from my agents in the west. Apparently, Elran IV have procured arms and mercenaries from dwarves of Zonalath, Ankurvat and Vabokam, in exchange for some land on the very westernmost tip of Rainbow Lizard Mountains, and gold mines located there."

Terrible, but what you can do?

"And for the more important thing. My agents have managed to intercept a letter sent under secrecy by late Leath's wife, Abis. It has been adressed to King Shapur of Parsia, but my agents haven't broken the seal, and await your instructions."

You decide to...

A) Let the letter reach its destination undisturbed.
B) Have it open and its contents reported to you.
C) Send it, intact, to you, so you can chat with Abis first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7186 on: February 08, 2018, 05:00:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7187 on: February 08, 2018, 05:03:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7188 on: February 08, 2018, 05:03:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7189 on: February 08, 2018, 05:13:51 pm »

C. We can ask HER to tell us what is inside, and possibly try to make amends before things go too wrong.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7190 on: February 08, 2018, 05:24:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7191 on: February 08, 2018, 05:34:43 pm »

C
Anyone taking bets that it's about her kid being left off the succession?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7192 on: February 08, 2018, 06:05:33 pm »

C
Anyone taking bets that it's about her kid being left off the succession?

It could be that, or it could be just a plain 'boo-hoo my husband is dead, pity me pls' type letter.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7193 on: February 08, 2018, 07:25:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7194 on: February 09, 2018, 01:04:32 am »

C and also oh my god you guys got Leath killed :(
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7195 on: February 09, 2018, 02:12:50 am »

You guys done fucked up and killed our son who was literally a god in one of our religions. I just... why? Why do we do this? :(
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7196 on: February 09, 2018, 02:51:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7197 on: February 09, 2018, 06:35:21 am »

DAMN WHY A 1 ON THIS OCCASION? A 1?

it's wasn't a tottaly bad decision, i didn't expected a 3 (i expected the peacemaker would force us to have a 4 at minimun)

and i really didn't expected a 3 killing our son

even less two 1 in a row, but whatever, let's raise a cup of wine to RNG and pray he isn't too harsh to us
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7198 on: February 09, 2018, 07:28:09 am »

C

You guys done fucked up and killed our son who was literally a god in one of our religions. I just... why? Why do we do this? :(

We did pick the option with the highest odds of success. Sometimes the RNG just elects to fuck us and there's nothing to be done about it. Just gotta hedge your bets and keep going. Luckily we have a fairly expansive dynasty at the moment, and maybe Abis can resolve any differences with Houlandin by having him assassinated or something.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7199 on: February 09, 2018, 07:37:13 am »

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