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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Prophet]

A
A

The Dwarves may be proud little midgets but their strong little midgets too. We're going to need all the help we can get. Especially since they caught us while our military was recovering.

[melkor]

AA

[Weirdsound]

A
A

The Dwarves may be proud little midgets but their strong little midgets too. We're going to need all the help we can get. Especially since they caught us while our military was recovering.

Welcome to SPAMKINGDOM, the only series of threads outside of the modding board in which the b12 public can be depended upon to root against the dwarves.

[mightymushroom]

A A

Even more reinforcements could give us an edge we need, or at least let us roll even.
The Parsians seem rather self-absorbed, I don't trust them half so well as the Alldivines to act on our behalf.

[birdy51]

AA

At least our fortunes were spent on the right area.

[fireground42]

AA

[VoidSlayer]

Getting the all divines help for donations isn't supporting one religion over another, its just using every part of our diverse society to our advantage!

Or something.

A

A

[Haspen]

You decide to send a messenger to Lametanians, and also an offer of procurement of mercenaries from local Alldivine Cloisters.

As the messengers carry around your pleas for assistance, three days later you receive a report from Iwald: his soldiers and dwarves of Ankurvat have clashed again!

4*

And once again, against all odds, Iwald has scored a small victory against the dwarves, routing them. But another few thousand of Methiantese soldiers perished, and in the report Iwald writes that his Army is basically bleeding out at this moment.

Three days later, you receive a report from northwest; the dwarves continue unopposed, laying devastation to various keeps and richer settlements, plundering everything of worth and enslaving anyone strong enough to do slave work.

The same evening, the horn is heard in the east; your sentries report that about two thousand lightly armed men and women, some of them on horse, are approaching the capital under the banner of gold with the copper carbuncle; it is the Alldivines.

Battlebrother Vrath of Tech Cloister arrives to speak with you personally.

"Greetings, your Majesty. We've heard that you require services of our trained youth, and thus we bring two thousand of those we had at hand. My fellow battlebrothers agreed to postpone the payment for their services for a year."

You decide to...

A) Send the Alldivines northwest, to slow down the approach of Zonalath dwarves.
B) Send the Alldivines west, to reinforce Iwald's shrinking Army.
C) Keep the Alldivines at the capital for now.

[Criptfeind]

It seems weird that we're loosing the war despite rolling 5s. Do our choices, bonuses and rolls matter? Or would it be best to just skip the rolls and decisions and go to the point where the dwarves win?

[Kashyyk]

I don't want to leave an army to go ransacking the countryside, but I doubt the Alldivines will be much more than a speed-bump. If we go with B, we can keep our strength together, which might be enough to defeat them in two halves.


Edit: We do have sod all soldiers, and they probable have lots, which doesn't help.

[Lucus Casius]

B.

But yeah, we're getting really good total rolls and still getting stomped, it seems.  If we're just gonna get crushed anyway I'd rather skip the illusion and get to the point.

[Imic]

I DON'T KNOW
Why the fuck did we piss off the dwarves anyway, we're only doing well because of lucky rolls, we got two fives and they were small victories! Think about what'll happen when we get a 2! Our son will die!

[Haspen]

After Cript's talking I noticed the math doesn't add up and so do the modifiers ;v

But now I fix.

[Criptfeind]

B

[crazyabe]

B.