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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776955 times)

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6510 on: January 26, 2018, 04:07:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6511 on: January 26, 2018, 09:35:47 pm »

Damned uncles.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6512 on: January 26, 2018, 09:36:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6513 on: January 27, 2018, 07:00:05 am »

You talk about his uncles, or at least try to get the drunk King into conversation about them.

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You deliver him such a scathing, sobering and armor-piercing whisper that, for once, Cidric puts the goblet away in disgust.

"And what do you think am I supposed to do?" He whispers back. "They fund my army out of their pockets. They conclude favorable treaties because I'm not able. They arrange marriages that I learn about only afterwards. Only thing I'm good at is fighting, and even then they provide more supplies and recruits than I could ever field. Besides, they're a family. Whom am I to become, a kinslayer maybe?"

A) "Start a purge across Cydwyl, and my armies and my sons will help you regain true power!"
B) "Become my vassal, this way you and your country will be safe from threats internal and external!"
C) "Did you know, I happen to have very sneaky spies that could arrange several... 'accidents'."
D) "And I married my daughter to a wimp like you? Truly, your uncles would do better on Cydwyllian throne."
E) "Make up some charges and imprison a few of them, that will make others think!"
F) "You can do nothing but wait, for now."
« Last Edit: January 27, 2018, 09:37:46 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6514 on: January 27, 2018, 07:12:42 am »

Sounds like a lot of Cydwyl's wealth is also going into their pockets, if they're able to pull all that off. I say E. No mess, and their possessions can be seized by the state which will allow allow him to actual fund his own country.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6515 on: January 27, 2018, 09:32:39 am »

I think C or E are the best options... Although they are all bad options right now, realistically we need a few years to scrape together an army before we should feel okay sparking off a potential rebellion...

I'll vote C I guess.

Maybe we could send Leath up on a visit to his sister to help Cidric consolidate his power in the vacuum that would be left.


Okay, with the new option in, I purpose this. We've got a potentially unfriendly neighbor to the west, but other then that we're basically fine. I think we wait for 2, maybe 3 years to let us recover from these draining series of wars, then come in and help him clean house.

So I vote F
« Last Edit: January 27, 2018, 09:43:45 am by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6516 on: January 27, 2018, 09:53:16 am »

F
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6517 on: January 27, 2018, 10:19:01 am »

F! Good to see that he's got a useful attitude against them. Shame we can't conspire a bit more than that, but we're kind of in the hole for now so it'll have to do.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6518 on: January 27, 2018, 10:21:31 am »

You're afraid of being called a kinslayer? Let us tell you about our uncle. And our brother.

E
Our excellent accountants (or spies) could find plenty of real (or "real") evidence of corruption, some of it possibly for capital crimes.
Emphasize that he's not alone in the effort to reform the government.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6519 on: January 27, 2018, 10:22:32 am »

You're afraid of being called a kinslayer? Let us tell you about our uncle. And our brother.

And our sons if we're too be honest :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6520 on: January 27, 2018, 10:39:29 am »

Can we choose C to just amass evidence to put some on the death penalty line while eliminating some of them by accidents?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6521 on: January 27, 2018, 01:49:29 pm »

B, if your gonna be a puppet, might as well be well protected!  Also we could use an outside force who can man our armies without costing us sons.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6522 on: January 27, 2018, 01:59:57 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6523 on: January 27, 2018, 03:38:39 pm »

E
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6524 on: January 27, 2018, 03:39:10 pm »

B
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