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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777075 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6480 on: January 24, 2018, 03:15:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6481 on: January 24, 2018, 04:55:24 pm »

A yeah whatever, it's a loan
we just need to see what the fuck is going on on Cydwyl, what are their resources input and output

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6482 on: January 24, 2018, 08:40:57 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6483 on: January 25, 2018, 12:15:42 pm »

You accept the counteroffer.

1137 AD, Winter

Gold, gemstones and silver arrive the Treasury; the latter is sent to King Cidric ahead of you.

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Metals bring in larger profits than usually, and glassware finally recovers both in therms of money made and enthusiasm of its buyers. People praise your name as your officials pour in coinage from the sales into the Treasury.

And a week later, you arrive at the castle of King Cidric. Your family, citing various things to do, decided not to go.

You greet your daughter and congratulate her, seeing her swollen belly, heavy with a child (or maybe its twins again!) made by Cidric. The youth (well okay, he ain't young anymore) at least visits her bedchambers sometimes.

Before you have a chance to talk with Cidric or even enter the feasting hall, two of his uncles, Urwald and Stjolf bring before two girls, of similar beauty but different faces. Both of these maidens cannot be more than fifteen years old.

"Greetings, Emperor Cyl! We wish to make an offer, to bring the house of Dogethe closer to the house of Yoe." Urwald pushes the taller, flax-haired girl forward, and you can't shake the feeling that she is oggling you.

"This is Ustvana, and she has been talking about marrying your son Iwald and giving him sons and heirs!" Stjolf pushes the shorter, red-haired and definitely uneasy-looking girl forward.

"And this is my only child, Estrid. Heiress to my manor, she would make a perfect match for your son Houlandin!" The men heap praise upon your efforts, their hands on the shoulders of the girls, not letting them stray away for even an inch.

You decide to...

A) Agree to have Estrid marry Houlandin.
B) Agree to have Ustvana marry Iwald.
C) Accept both marriage proposals.
D) Politely refuse both offers.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2018, 12:30:58 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6484 on: January 25, 2018, 12:26:16 pm »

A

While it would be funny to take advantage of them not knowing we excluded Ustwelf from the royal succession and that he might be a priest now, let's just be honest here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6485 on: January 25, 2018, 12:30:19 pm »

That's the weird feeling of 'I'm forgetting something here' I was having 'v.

Imma fix.

EDIT: And fixed.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2018, 12:32:00 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6486 on: January 25, 2018, 12:47:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6487 on: January 25, 2018, 12:58:31 pm »

D, because shit we've only just got in the door and they've rudely thrust these marriage proposals onto us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6488 on: January 25, 2018, 12:58:58 pm »

C, but it won't keep us from invading your crappy little kingdom if you don't stop screwing around.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2018, 02:48:15 pm by milo christiansen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6489 on: January 25, 2018, 01:00:22 pm »

D

these are the corrupt uncles, remember?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6490 on: January 25, 2018, 01:05:49 pm »

C - Sure, let's have a hostage from each of these uncles.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6491 on: January 25, 2018, 01:11:24 pm »

these are the corrupt uncles, remember?

I know, and I think they are trying to "buy us off" so to speak, keep us from meddling with "their" toy kingdom. I think we should say yes so we have more binds to the kingdom so we have multiple credible claims if they don't stop screwing around.

Also, I think we should hint at that very motive when we accept. Let them know fun time is over, and it is time to get serious. Either stop trying to influence the king, or stop being idiots about it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6492 on: January 25, 2018, 02:36:03 pm »

these are the corrupt uncles, remember?

I know, and I think they are trying to "buy us off" so to speak, keep us from meddling with "their" toy kingdom. I think we should say yes so we have more binds to the kingdom so we have multiple credible claims if they don't stop screwing around.

Also, I think we should hint at that very motive when we accept. Let them know fun time is over, and it is time to get serious. Either stop trying to influence the king, or stop being idiots about it.

I like this logic, but lets keep one son free to play marriage politics with somebody else later. Houlandin gave Cydwyl his eye, its only fair that Cydwyl give Houlandin something back. A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6493 on: January 25, 2018, 02:48:47 pm »

You decide to let Estrid marry Houlandin. It's about time your grumpy, battle-baptised and rough dude of a son got a sweetheart at his side. You mention to the uncles that you hope this marriage will set Cidric's kingdom to future glory.

Then it is feast time! Your'e absolutely not surprised when you see Cidric indulge in alcohol goblet after goblet. Eirika is sitting at his side, drinking her ale at lesser pace.

After a while, Cidric sates his thirst and you finally have a moment to talk with him. What you want to talk about??

A) Queen Eirika!
B) Those bloody Agaresians!
C) Cydwyllian Economy!
D) His supportive uncles!
E) His drinking habits!
« Last Edit: January 26, 2018, 12:34:12 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6494 on: January 25, 2018, 02:49:51 pm »

Good thinking, also I'm not sure we want the obvious little slut... Changing to A

Darn, too slow. Oh well it didn't matter anyway.



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