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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777059 times)

GM_3826

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6465 on: January 23, 2018, 08:26:47 pm »

If voting for E is allowed then I'll vote for that too. Otherwise, C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6466 on: January 23, 2018, 08:35:57 pm »

C
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6467 on: January 23, 2018, 09:07:05 pm »

E otherwise C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6468 on: January 24, 2018, 12:12:56 pm »

You write a response to Cidric that you can offer him very good interest rates if he takes a loan. In the same letter you mention that you will be visiting his palace to meet your daughter and her family around Winter this year.

1137 AD, Late Summer

A reply from Cidric arrives. In the letter he offers to take the two years of Methiantese silver and then pay it off in certain rates in a seven year period. You hand the mathematics for Treasurer to figure out, and after a while he scoffs.

"In seven years at this rates we will have negligible amount of profits from the loan, sire. Whoever advised King Cidric this repayment plan was either imbecile or a scrooge."

A) "Then there shall be no loan, and no deal!"
B) "Well, as long as we're not in the red by the end of it!"
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6469 on: January 24, 2018, 12:14:45 pm »

A.  We can't afford this, particularly if he defaults.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6470 on: January 24, 2018, 12:15:50 pm »

B

We also can't afford to piss him off before we visit. Even better: If he can't pay up, we can demand other favors from him.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2018, 12:22:08 pm by Weirdsound »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6471 on: January 24, 2018, 12:18:38 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6472 on: January 24, 2018, 01:14:41 pm »

B Well, we did offer him money as a gift earlier...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6473 on: January 24, 2018, 01:30:51 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6474 on: January 24, 2018, 01:31:43 pm »

You decide to send the next silver output to Cidric, which will actually coincide with your visit, how nice.

1137 AD, Autumn

A delegation of Felonsine noblemen has arrived at your court today.

"Most blessed Emperor, we have heard that the Empire has financial trouble, and we offer some of our own funds to strengthen the economy of our glorious nation. In return, we ask for but a simple favor, that when the times will be more favorable, say in five or so years, that you sponsor renovation of old and construction of new Pantheonist shrines in our homeland."

A) "Sure, you've got a deal.."
B) "Not kinda my thing, really."
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6475 on: January 24, 2018, 01:33:54 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6476 on: January 24, 2018, 01:41:04 pm »

A

Felonsine is our Western Borderlands, right? In five or so years, we might be able to repay those nobles with lands taken from our murderous brother-in-law instead.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6477 on: January 24, 2018, 01:43:22 pm »

It'll be five years just to regrow our army if we expect to hold anything.

A, I guess.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6478 on: January 24, 2018, 01:56:39 pm »

A! More temples!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6479 on: January 24, 2018, 01:57:33 pm »

It'll be five years just to regrow our army if we expect to hold anything.

I don't think our last yearly report counted the troops we had up north helping Cidric. We will know for sure when we get the scrolls in a few months, but I don't think our military situation is quite as bad as it appears.
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