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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778083 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5910 on: January 11, 2018, 11:33:39 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5911 on: January 11, 2018, 11:42:22 am »

B, also we want to finish this quickly so we can get back to mourning Esta.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5912 on: January 11, 2018, 11:48:08 am »

You decide to attack the other group.

That happens the next morning; your scouts report that the cavalry that fled the battle yeasterday indeed joined forces with the easternly group, now numbering about 2400. This time, you order the charge of your own cavalry amidst bombardment via Thundercats to avoid having to repulse crazy cavalry charges.

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It's obvious that the enemy commander from before is amongst this group, as even the crushing attack is being countered as best as possible. But even with superior leadership, the enemy has too few men to repel the attack. Their ranks wave and break as their soldiers panic and run for their lifes.

Another two thousand of Evalians departed to the afterlife, escorted by about four hundred of your own soldiers, the officers say.

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What's possibly the most irritating news of the battle's outcome is that the enemy commander has escaped again. Though his identity is no longer a secret; few officers were caught and they all admitted that their leader is San, the second of Duke's sons and apparently a skilled tactician and fighter since young age.

It seems he fled further east along with whoever survived this particular battle! Another strategic council is held.

As for San of Eval...

A) Ignore him.
B) My horsemen shall hunt him down!

As for the next strategic move...

A) To the Evalian capital!
B) Sit down and rest!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5913 on: January 11, 2018, 11:49:24 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5914 on: January 11, 2018, 11:49:59 am »

AA.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5915 on: January 11, 2018, 11:53:41 am »

BA, cavalry would be less effective in siege anyway, and I don't want that guy showing up to surprise us later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5916 on: January 11, 2018, 12:03:09 pm »

BA

So long as our Cavalry are told to capture him rather than kill him. Using him as ransom to take the capital without a fight would be ideal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5917 on: January 11, 2018, 12:11:59 pm »

BA

Shouldn't leave a martial dude just knocking about, maybe we'll get lucky. We've killed about 4k of them at this point so the numbers aren't particularly against us, prolly can spare the horsemen.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5918 on: January 11, 2018, 12:20:55 pm »

B A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5919 on: January 11, 2018, 12:23:00 pm »

BA, cavalry would be less effective in siege anyway, and I don't want that guy showing up to surprise us later.

BA

So long as our Cavalry are told to capture him rather than kill him. Using him as ransom to take the capital without a fight would be ideal.

BA

Shouldn't leave a martial dude just knocking about, maybe we'll get lucky. We've killed about 4k of them at this point so the numbers aren't particularly against us, prolly can spare the horsemen.

Y'all make good points, but I'd rather keep our horsemen around in case another enemy host crops up between us and the capital. AA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5920 on: January 11, 2018, 12:32:11 pm »

Ba ba black sheep, have you any wool...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5921 on: January 11, 2018, 12:33:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5922 on: January 11, 2018, 12:40:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5923 on: January 11, 2018, 12:59:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5924 on: January 11, 2018, 01:21:50 pm »

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You order most the cavalry to pursuit the fleeing San and the remnants of broken Evalian forces, while you lead the rest of the army.

Four days later, your scouts report that another group of several hundred militia, with a few dozen horsemen at best, has been spotted a day away westwards from your current position.

A) My thirst for blood must be quenched!
B) Ignore them and continue toward the capital.
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