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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778119 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5880 on: January 10, 2018, 03:47:28 pm »

A
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5881 on: January 10, 2018, 03:48:53 pm »

You cannot let Esta go without a final goodbye. Herbs and oils, or whatever your alchemists have, can be used to preserve the body.

As the messenger is given some rest and a fresh one is sent with a reply to the capital, the scout enters.

"Sire, there is another unit of Evalians marching toward us. I was the only one to stumble upon it, and I haven't been able to get a good look on it, but I say its no more than two thousand men strong."

A) "We shall ignore it also. The faster we get to and deal with Duke of Eval, the better."
B) "That is some numbers we cannot ignore. We will march against them."
C) "Let's retreat some days towards the border, just in case!"
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5882 on: January 10, 2018, 03:49:37 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5883 on: January 10, 2018, 03:50:27 pm »

B The men of Eval while have to face our wrath until we can find the bastard who dared to touch our wife! We'll wipe them from existence once we find them!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5884 on: January 10, 2018, 03:50:55 pm »

B Defeat in detail, for the other guy this time.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5885 on: January 10, 2018, 03:52:04 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5886 on: January 10, 2018, 03:55:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5887 on: January 10, 2018, 04:11:58 pm »

B - Quickly crush the defenders, then we can seize the duchy and get back to the impotent things at home.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5888 on: January 10, 2018, 04:14:56 pm »

You decide to meet with this enemy Army.

Two mornings from the terrible evening, the forces of Methiant and Eval meet!

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Your drive to win the war, coupled with artillery support and sheer number superiority lets you smash the Evalians apart. They're encircled, bombarded, charged and ran into the ground in truly glorious display of military tactics. Few survive and escape, while the total of dead and wounded on your side does not exceed three score (unless the officers are trying to cheer you up with false numbers, that's it). Your soldiers and officers proclaim you a 'Master Tactician', but you already have a title that suits you well.

With such tiny amount of losses and such a glorious victory, the Army carries itself toward the capital.

In five more days, the local fortress of Ouva is spotted on the horizon. Located upon a steep hill and with tall towers, it is truly an inpregnable fortress.

A) Besiege it and move on, I've got more than enough troops to do that several times!
B) Bombard its fabled walls to dust, and then storm the insides for supplies and glory!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5889 on: January 10, 2018, 04:16:01 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5890 on: January 10, 2018, 04:30:27 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5891 on: January 10, 2018, 04:30:57 pm »

A It'll be our fortress soon enough. Though that matters little compared to making it in time to see our wife off. Our loyal wife who we shall avenge!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5892 on: January 10, 2018, 04:34:04 pm »

B

I really don't want to leave more troop behind us.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5893 on: January 10, 2018, 04:36:35 pm »

It'll be our fortress soon enough.

Exactly. If we take it intact with the whole country it will serve us well later.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5894 on: January 10, 2018, 04:37:57 pm »

A The sooner we get this done and back to the capital, the better.
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