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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778421 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5460 on: January 01, 2018, 06:02:23 pm »

C Might as well keep ourselves active. Plenty of travel and exercise is sure to keep us healthy in our ever grow age right? I think Cyl has been one of our older kings at this point? I mean he is starting to have grand kids. Maybe we'll finally have a King who actually dies from old age for once.  :P
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5461 on: January 01, 2018, 06:09:05 pm »

He's pretty long lasting, but he also started pretty young. He's like 35 or something. Certainly not young anymore, but nore is he old.

I doubt he'll die of old age, not only is the simply the nature of the game that he'll eventually roll enough 1s in a row and we're no where near old age yet, but because the blessing of the sorceress he'd probably have to live significantly longer to actually die of old age.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5462 on: January 01, 2018, 06:10:47 pm »

We were born in 1099. It is 1134. Cyl is indeed only 35ish.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5463 on: January 01, 2018, 06:13:06 pm »

I wonder if Leath hasn't developed the depressed trait. He seems to be taking everything with sad resignation. Hopefully his new wife can bring him out of it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5464 on: January 01, 2018, 06:16:20 pm »

A

We had a long relationship with Dogethe the Lioness of the North, but Talon? Meh. Send appropriate royal condolences.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5465 on: January 01, 2018, 06:34:49 pm »

I wonder if Leath hasn't developed the depressed trait. He seems to be taking everything with sad resignation. Hopefully his new wife can bring him out of it.

Well unless he is being cheated on again, Leath still cares enough to get his wife pregnant. He also cares enough to play a role in the naming of his kids. Poor kid probably makes Cyl's childhood trauma look tame by comparison, but I think there is plenty of hope for him.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5466 on: January 01, 2018, 06:38:32 pm »

C, duh
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5467 on: January 01, 2018, 06:58:31 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5468 on: January 01, 2018, 07:35:15 pm »

C, let's visit the little bastard and see what he's got to say for himself.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5469 on: January 01, 2018, 10:35:15 pm »

C Never hurts to see the other guy's armies and boarder forts...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5470 on: January 02, 2018, 01:16:20 am »

He is "Stupid" and has the "Heart of a king" So he is probably diplomatic even with his... disability, thus we probably won't have too many problems meeting up with him unless we use too many big words.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5471 on: January 02, 2018, 03:31:36 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5472 on: January 02, 2018, 11:51:17 am »

You decide to visit the Kingdom of Cydwyl and mourn the ruler that passed away and get chummy with his son and successor.

Within a week of pleasant, and most importantly, calm journey, you and your entourage are in Cydwyl capital.

You pay respects at the freshly furbished tomb of King Talon. The feast that is thrown by Cidric during his coronation ceremony is an auster and not exactly fitting a King, but apparently it was done on his orders.

And much to your chagrin, he prefers dancing with ladies of the court, be it your daughter Eirika or other beautiful maidens from your entourage. During the feast you don't get much chances with the flax-haired youth to discuss things. But during one of the long hours of the evening, the seemingly energetic King Cidric (he have adopted his own name as regnal name, quite untraditional for the region) finally sits down by you.

Now's a chance! What you will try to talk about?

A) Religion!
B) Military!
C) Family!
D) Trade!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5473 on: January 02, 2018, 11:56:39 am »

C - If he marries our daughter we'll have a fair bit of sway with him for anything else we may want to do.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5474 on: January 02, 2018, 11:57:58 am »

D

We're looking for a glassware customer and we've heard rumors the north is interested in gems.
Although I admit C is tempting.
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