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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778399 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5430 on: January 01, 2018, 02:11:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5431 on: January 01, 2018, 02:22:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5432 on: January 01, 2018, 02:40:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5433 on: January 01, 2018, 03:01:10 pm »

You have both artifacts brought to the palace.

1133 AD, Late Winter

They arrive along with the treasures, which are added to the Treasury. The Treasurer estimates that the hoard brought as much money as your mines do in a year!

The Coronation Staff is brought to the vault, and will be used during ceremonies. The Wolf-Fang seems a fine blade, and you give it few swings. It is a good weapon.

Few days later, your diplomats return from Cydwyl and Lametania; their nobles and rulers weren't interested in your glass crafts.

1133 AD, End of the Year

The winter is pleasantly calm and mild this year. As you sip on the mulled wine, the Advisor finds the time to bring the Scrolls of Kingdom Status to your study.

Happiness: 4
Population: 8
Economy: 10!
Army: 8

"My liege! The Treasury is filled with wealth that asks to be spent! To ought avoid reputation of a scrooge, we should spend part of it in some way."

You decide to...

A) Sponsor some glorious celeberations to appease peasants and nobles alike.
B) Commission some grandiose statue to reflect your glory and majesty as King of Methiant.
C) -
D) Refurbish, renovate and repair the royal Palace.
E) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
F) Fund renovation of border outposts in the Kingdom.
G) Send some gifts to one of our neighbours to strengthen relations.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5434 on: January 01, 2018, 03:08:14 pm »

F

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« Reply #5435 on: January 01, 2018, 03:09:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5436 on: January 01, 2018, 03:14:37 pm »

A

We can count on our army score of 8 to deal with the consequences of a happiness score of 4, and if it gets any lower, we can just throw parties next year. A is an option we get no matter what our economy score is. The other options are far less common. Lets not waste the opportunity.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5437 on: January 01, 2018, 03:22:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5438 on: January 01, 2018, 03:26:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5439 on: January 01, 2018, 03:39:06 pm »

F Our boarders are larger than they were, so we need new forts to defend them (and provide launching areas for future attacks).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5440 on: January 01, 2018, 03:41:28 pm »

A

We can count on our army score of 8 to deal with the consequences of a happiness score of 4, and if it gets any lower, we can just throw parties next year. A is an option we get no matter what our economy score is. The other options are far less common. Lets not waste the opportunity.

None of the other options are that good though, and I'd like to have a bit of a cushion on the happiness as it seems to be our 8 army that does the rebelling.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5441 on: January 01, 2018, 03:55:26 pm »

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« Reply #5442 on: January 01, 2018, 04:33:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5443 on: January 01, 2018, 04:35:20 pm »

F, but . . .

Can anyone tell me the possible effects of B or D? Would it improve reputation (i.e. diplomacy) to have a nicer palace perhaps? Even after all our successes I feel like we're treated as a country bumpkin by the southerners (and even our westward brother-in-law). Were those options ever chosen in a previous SPAMKINGDOM?
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« Reply #5444 on: January 01, 2018, 04:43:00 pm »

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