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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777895 times)

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4890 on: December 14, 2017, 03:52:12 am »

A, A
We're probably want to get the entire story straight before doing anything, and that means finding the pickpocket. And we're gonna have to lecture the kid about such fantasy stories.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4891 on: December 14, 2017, 04:47:36 am »

We're not savages, how can we ever let them marry.

Every now and then you gotta get a commoner in there to keep the inbreeding down, it's not exactly common sense but it works.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4892 on: December 14, 2017, 07:45:41 am »

We're not savages, how can we ever let them marry.

Every now and then you gotta get a commoner in there to keep the inbreeding down, it's not exactly common sense but it works.
That's my point.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4893 on: December 14, 2017, 07:46:25 am »

AA.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4894 on: December 14, 2017, 07:47:08 am »

AA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4895 on: December 14, 2017, 08:00:10 am »

We're not savages, how can we ever let them marry.

Every now and then you gotta get a commoner in there to keep the inbreeding down, it's not exactly common sense but it works.
That's my point.

AA

Just giver her a title like 'princess of thieves', and it'll all be good. Right? Right.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4896 on: December 14, 2017, 10:21:48 am »

AB
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4897 on: December 14, 2017, 11:27:26 am »

AA

And I'm leaning twords allowing them to marry, if they are actually interested and she isn't a total little savage.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4898 on: December 14, 2017, 12:11:03 pm »

A B

(The first) A because we definitely want to talk to our son before deciding anything permanent.

(The second) B since there's little need to find her until we've had that talk . . . and if she disappears while we dither, that will be a good lesson on why marriages should be arranged from birth (or sooner, like ours was) by adults for purely political reasons. Not that we've had any offers, which in this case reduces complications, thankfully. On the other hand if she sticks around, that will indicate at least a small kernel of character we can build on. Give her an elf cloak and maybe she can be Leath's Spymaster.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4899 on: December 14, 2017, 12:42:22 pm »

AA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4900 on: December 14, 2017, 01:58:09 pm »

aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa
ab ab ab ab ab ab



You decide to have Leath released while the guards and agents are sent to the capital city to find and capture Ysa the thief.

Even before your son arrives in your chambers, you know it will be a hard conversation.

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You can't get to an agreement. Leath in fact claims to have seduces Ysa with the help of his lute, and she is innocent of all but stealing few of his ducats (which he persuaded to have her give them back). He refuses to collaborate on 'having virginity stolen' although that vivid blush on his face might give a clue or two.

You decide to...

A) Threaten to disown him if he ever again goes this close to damaging the reputation of the family and the kingdom.
B) Attempt to persuade him to marry some noblewoman of minor standing.
C) Ask him what is he going to do with Ysa and this whole situation next.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4901 on: December 14, 2017, 02:03:07 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4902 on: December 14, 2017, 02:04:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4903 on: December 14, 2017, 02:07:37 pm »

C Most of the nobles suck anyways, lets try to get closer to the people who really matter, the commons. After all, they staff our army...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4904 on: December 14, 2017, 02:09:41 pm »

We're not savages, how can we ever let them marry.

Every now and then you gotta get a commoner in there to keep the inbreeding down, it's not exactly common sense but it works.

Do that with our third child, or give the hand to a hero, or just let the minor nobleman do that. Not the fucking heir.

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« Last Edit: December 14, 2017, 02:12:24 pm by omada »
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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