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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788703 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4575 on: December 07, 2017, 04:02:07 am »

A
Thundercaaaaaats!!!!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4576 on: December 07, 2017, 06:33:23 am »

ThundercAAAAts!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4577 on: December 07, 2017, 08:31:23 am »

A Burn that Bath down to the ground.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4578 on: December 07, 2017, 10:09:52 am »

C

Forts are great if there's a threat of an army actually catching you out if you go around. Fortunately for us, we just turned most of that into fertilizer. If we besiege, we're probably going to waste a ton of time. Going around is also time-consuming but likely less so in the long run.

And launching an assault is just suicidal.
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I'd like to agree but every time (over several wars now) I think the enemy is down, they come back with a lot more than I expect. I don't know how Haspen comes up with the numbers, but we can't assume they play by symmetrical rules such as recruiting a point a year. Meanwhile we'll have this force of 3000 ready to fall on our backs whenever we do engage; our own forces are supposedly in the 4000 range at this point. I feel queasy at the anticipation of being surrounded and outnumbered, though it's considerably offset by our list of bonuses. It could work, but not my gut instinct. This is why fortresses are built: to slow or stop invaders. When we play as invaders we must respect their power.

(On the good news, the scale of this giant gives me hope the border forts we left intact are too small to matter.)

I would think that "assault" in this case means using as much of our Thundercats as possible to blow it open? Nobody with cannon to use should be so stupid as to just rush soldiers at a solid wall. Those of you who picked A + Thundercats might want to consider whether the word "siege" means just sitting around like we did before.

A If I'm wrong and this does use Thundercats hard it is the correct choice. If we just sit here, we haven't lost much of anything but time and we can expect another choice soon-ish.

B I'll demonstrate confidence in my own interpretation.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4579 on: December 07, 2017, 10:13:30 am »

I think the incorrect assumption here is that Ceodwell runs on the same military system Methiant does v;
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4580 on: December 07, 2017, 10:20:16 am »

Isn't that what I said? That they aren't recruiting at the same rate we do during wartime – in this case probably accelerated compared to us via special actions? Thus their rate of attrition is not trivial to deduce from reports of numbers in after-action reports as ours is.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4581 on: December 07, 2017, 10:26:50 am »

They are using old 'peasant draft and mercs' system that was working waaaay back in early Luathbas (-happy for draftees, -eco for mercs).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4582 on: December 07, 2017, 10:53:46 am »

Be it B or A whatever means "Thundercats go" is my vote
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4583 on: December 07, 2017, 06:00:41 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4584 on: December 08, 2017, 11:58:00 am »

You decide to besiege the great castle.

1126 AD, Midwinter

The castle remains besieged.

You receive a report from the Palace; silver, gemstones and metals all brought profits to the Treasury this year.

1126 AD, Late Winter

The fortress remains under siege and this ticks off your commanders. Where are enemy reinforcements? And the garrison of this castle refuses to surrender or even negotiate, your agents reporting they seem to have plenty of food and water and other supplies.

A) Clearly we need to break their spirits with an assault!
B) Clearly we need to detach a siege force and continue on!
C) Clearly we need to continue the great siege of the great castle!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4585 on: December 08, 2017, 12:01:37 pm »

Assuming A just means shot it with Thundercats and not throwing our men at it, I'll vote for that. Otherwise we should do C. Enough men to hold the siege is over half our army, so we can't do B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4586 on: December 08, 2017, 01:03:59 pm »

Assuming A just means shot it with Thundercats and not throwing our men at it, I'll vote for that. Otherwise we should do C. Enough men to hold the siege is over half our army, so we can't do B.
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Seeing as they have 3000 men in there, supplies will be running out sooner rather than later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4587 on: December 08, 2017, 01:06:26 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4588 on: December 08, 2017, 01:14:38 pm »

Can we build some Trebuchets and fling some corpses over their walls?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4589 on: December 08, 2017, 01:20:48 pm »

Leaning C for now.
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