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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788336 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4425 on: December 04, 2017, 04:18:26 pm »
Quote from: KingMurdoc on December 04, 2017, 04:12:47 pm
C

They're more trouble than they're worth.

C and A are both terrible options. If they are more trouble than they are worth, best to kill them and sponsor settlement into their lands. If we just leave, either taking their money first or otherwise, they will start shit again at some point down the road. B (and in theory D) settle this issue once and for all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4426 on: December 04, 2017, 04:25:03 pm »
 :-\ :'( :-[ ??? :o
What the ¥$£% just happened?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4427 on: December 04, 2017, 04:26:01 pm »
D, let's not genocide the little stabby folk.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4428 on: December 04, 2017, 04:29:29 pm »
D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4429 on: December 04, 2017, 04:47:26 pm »
D.
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4430 on: December 04, 2017, 04:47:59 pm »
You demand that they become your vassals and kiss your royal signet!

They do so so eagerly you're not sure they understand, but some few hundred soldiers and few dozens officials are left with teh Hurthlings to overse their integration into civilized world (and Methiant).

Your campaign was a success! You decide to conclude it.


Congratulations! Cyl I successfully completed a military campaign!


1126 AD, Late Autumn

People hail you as a 'Conqueror', but the various negotiations you did back and now also make some scholars believe your should be titled 'Negotiator'! Rarely such a debacle occurs, and you prefer to be known for your skills in...

A) Besting hostile forces and conquering foreign lands!
B) Negotiation and diplomacy with others!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4431 on: December 04, 2017, 04:49:10 pm »
A

Only two years until the peace treaty is up.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4432 on: December 04, 2017, 04:49:37 pm »
A
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4433 on: December 04, 2017, 04:49:58 pm »
A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4434 on: December 04, 2017, 04:50:33 pm »
B

does a title give you anything?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4435 on: December 04, 2017, 04:52:20 pm »
A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4436 on: December 04, 2017, 04:53:03 pm »
A.
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4437 on: December 04, 2017, 04:55:30 pm »
Quote from: Haspen on December 04, 2017, 04:47:59 pm
officials are left with teh Hurthlings to overse their integration into civilized world (and Methiant).
Someone do something with this quote.

B we are the king that writes letters that does crap. I think we should be remembered for that.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4438 on: December 04, 2017, 04:58:38 pm »
Also I'm not going to lie every time I hear the Hurthlings talk it makes me feel bad about hurting/fighting them. It makes it easy to forget that they're so good at shanking people.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4439 on: December 04, 2017, 05:00:26 pm »
Quote from: Imic on December 04, 2017, 04:55:30 pm
Quote from: Haspen on December 04, 2017, 04:47:59 pm
officials are left with teh Hurthlings to overse their integration into civilized world (and Methiant).
Someone do something with this quote.

B we are the king that writes letters that does crap. I think we should be remembered for that.

Quote from: Criptfeind on December 04, 2017, 04:49:10 pm
A

Only two years until the peace treaty is up.

Crap. These are both good points. I'll flip a coin. B
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