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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788911 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3960 on: November 28, 2017, 02:34:39 pm »

A, but a small one.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3961 on: November 28, 2017, 02:35:50 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3962 on: November 28, 2017, 02:46:00 pm »

A
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3963 on: November 28, 2017, 02:46:59 pm »

A - Lets burn that money as fast as we make it
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3964 on: November 28, 2017, 02:51:33 pm »

A
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3965 on: November 28, 2017, 02:52:11 pm »

A of course. Bread, circuses.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3966 on: November 28, 2017, 03:00:56 pm »

You order the Army to deal with this 'King of Bandits' and his lackeys.

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The Army smashes through the bandit hordes like a hot knife through the butter; Othoc and his lieutenants are captured and executed. The bandit army is no more!

1121 AD, Autumn

The harvests this year has been quite plentiful, compared to the previous. Many a governor and priest clamor that festivities should be sponsored, and your courtiers repeat after them for obvious reasons, considering recent difficulties in the kingdom.

A) Sure thing.
B) Nope, sorry.

Question: Did those adventures the bandits die take payment in advance? If so, B, if not, A.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3967 on: November 28, 2017, 03:35:30 pm »

A
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3968 on: November 28, 2017, 04:11:51 pm »

A We seem to have money under control for now (even though not stockpiled . . . ), so we can work on (maybe, depends on roll) happiness too.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3969 on: November 28, 2017, 04:25:12 pm »

You sponsor some festivities.

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At first there has been some reports of misconduct and lack of cooperation, but in the end the festivities did happen. Many a weary peasant could get drunk and fed and priests declared whole year an auspicious year. The mood of the populace sure did improve.

1121 AD, Winter

Gemstones and extra silver fill into the Treasury.

1121 AD, Midwinter

An Army garrison is rebelling against your rule! Located at the Castle Atwandych in the south, they flock to the banner of the local noble, Bewulf, asking him to bring them to better glory and restore the glory of Methiant and blah blah blah.

Your courtiers are aghast at this and urge you to take action.

A) Time to kill fire with fire - onwards my soldiers!
B) How about we toss some cash at them?
C) An inspiring letter should provoke a change of heart!
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3970 on: November 28, 2017, 04:27:19 pm »

C, but prep the army too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3971 on: November 28, 2017, 04:28:08 pm »

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BIRDS.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3972 on: November 28, 2017, 04:28:24 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3973 on: November 28, 2017, 04:53:18 pm »

I think we've written enough letters that actually stopped issues that we deserve a title at this point.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3974 on: November 28, 2017, 04:54:24 pm »

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