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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788750 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3915 on: November 27, 2017, 05:15:47 pm »

A

We won't be spending more money with alchemists this way and we won't have really a deficit.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3916 on: November 27, 2017, 05:16:19 pm »

You decide to sell the gemstones.

1120 AD, Winter

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Silver comes in many, many boxes! And per your orders, the gemstones are sold away. The Treasurer cries a bit because its been years since he saw such profits.

1120 AD, End of the Year

Happiness: 3
Population: 7
Economy: 1
Army: 2

The Advisor coughs but he has nothing to say. You drum your fingers on the table.

Still, these could've been worse.

1121 AD, Spring

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The colonization effort has been a success! Many a wanderer or migrant from across the borders to north, east and south has moved to Methiant. The governors report that thousands have settled in the lands once controlled by Zasitost dwarves. The drive to develop the lands has led many prospectors to sniff around the mountains to the east; you might expect results in some time.

(Population is now at 8; this means extra tax money thanks to Bureaucratic reform).

1121 AD, Summer

Unfortunately, in the west, riots smolder the beautiful landscape once again. Numerous cities populated by Felonsines experience angry people stirring up trouble and beating up your officials and even city guards when nobody's looking. The local administrators believe they can fix this, but some at your court doubt their assurances.

A) Our Army will deal with these rioters!
B) I will address the people to soothe their anger!
C) Well, it's up to the governors then.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3917 on: November 27, 2017, 05:18:55 pm »

B beats doing nothing with C, and we might learn more about what this rabble wants.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3918 on: November 27, 2017, 05:20:20 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3919 on: November 27, 2017, 05:21:47 pm »

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3920 on: November 27, 2017, 05:28:10 pm »

Wait... 6 meant +1 tax before thanks to the reform

That mean +2 now????


B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3921 on: November 27, 2017, 05:29:23 pm »

B
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3922 on: November 27, 2017, 05:36:38 pm »

B

our profits are +3 from taxes, +2 from silver, +1 from gemstones.

Our expenses are -1 to bureaucracy, -1 to military, -1 to research.

We are no longer spending money on settlement, and tax and silver both increased, swinging our total finances by 3 in the right direction. Once we figure out rifles, we will get another economy back as well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3923 on: November 27, 2017, 05:42:07 pm »

Only +2 taxes (+1 at 6 pop and +1 at eight) I think. And also without materials research has probably been halted probably.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3924 on: November 27, 2017, 05:43:01 pm »

B Sounds good to me.

Still +3 income per year. We're practically rolling in money now!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3925 on: November 27, 2017, 05:43:50 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3926 on: November 27, 2017, 06:26:23 pm »

Only +2 taxes (+1 at 6 pop and +1 at eight) I think. And also without materials research has probably been halted probably.

1 base tax +2
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3927 on: November 27, 2017, 06:31:16 pm »

B All other approaches have failed. It seems we must... Talk to them about their ills. How ghastly!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3928 on: November 27, 2017, 06:57:13 pm »

Only +2 taxes (+1 at 6 pop and +1 at eight) I think. And also without materials research has probably been halted probably.

1 base tax +2

There is no such thing as base tax.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3929 on: November 27, 2017, 07:14:12 pm »

Only +2 taxes (+1 at 6 pop and +1 at eight) I think. And also without materials research has probably been halted probably.

1 base tax +2

There is no such thing as base tax.

so what do our tax collectors do when we are under 6 pop?
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