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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788748 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3900 on: November 27, 2017, 04:24:30 pm »

C or A

An sexually active family is a happy one, and we still want kids, and these herbs sometimes fail, when she is ready we can go back without herbs

and come on Cyl, "should i present my skills?" you should do it everytime till haspen feel obliged to put it as a trait or title

Cyl I "The Oyster devourer", son of Yoe II, Spring 1115 AD - ??
Status (last updated Late Spring 1119 AD)
*Trait: Lucky, Oyster eater
*Family:
Wife: Esta "The happy", daughter of King Elran III of Eldrican (married Late Spring 1115 AD)
Heir: Leath, twin brother of Tywynn (born Midwinter 1115 AD)
Other children: Tywynn, twin brother of Leath (born Midwinter 1115 AD), son Ustwelf (born Summer 1117 AD), son Houlandin (born Midsummer 1118 AD), daughter Erika (born Late Spring, 1119 AD), son Connan "the barbarian" (born Spring, 1120 AD)
*Achievements:
Gained some border territories from Kingdom of Ceodwell in a pyrrhic campaign against King Calahan III in 1117-1118 AD.
Destroyed the Dwarven Citadel of Zasitost in 1117 AD.
*Other:
Owns The Rainbow Scepter, able to calm down storms and other harsh weather phenomena affecting the farmland. Made by dwarven runesmiths for Yoe I, in Midsummer 1085 AD. Stolen by unknown thief in Autumn 1092 AD, recovered by adventurers in Midwinter 1092 AD. Destroyed out of spite by dwarves in 1117 AD.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3901 on: November 27, 2017, 04:28:59 pm »

A
gotta keep eaten the oysters
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3902 on: November 27, 2017, 04:34:57 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3903 on: November 27, 2017, 04:44:48 pm »

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You tell Esta that you and her have enough kids, and maybe its time to start using herbs and other medicines to keep baby-making out of love-making. She thanks you profusely for being generous.

1120 AD, Autumn

While your wife is fertile and you're energetic, the same cannot be said about the land, unfortunately!

The late summer rains damaged the crops and the harvest was meager, at best. People fear of starvation and many city governors ask the Crown to buy foodstuffs in preparation for the coming winter.

The Advisor reminds you that people remain rather bitter towards the Crown at the moment, so denying this request might have bad consequences. Still, it's up to you to decide that...

A) Your people need to fast through the winter, and you will fast with them to promote the spirit of unity.
B) Your people need the grain, and thus its time to procure it abroad before the harsh winter strikes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3904 on: November 27, 2017, 04:45:32 pm »

B. We've got no army and happiness is dire. With the extra silver coming in we'll be fine.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2017, 04:47:09 pm by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3905 on: November 27, 2017, 04:45:51 pm »

B
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3906 on: November 27, 2017, 04:49:06 pm »

B I miss you scepter
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3907 on: November 27, 2017, 04:50:29 pm »

B

B screw those scepter wrecking dwarves. Hopefully their land will prove more valuable in the long run.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3908 on: November 27, 2017, 04:57:46 pm »

You decide to spend money to buy grain from outside Methiant.

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It has been a wise decision; the funds are spent on various contracts with merchants (suprisingly, most of them came from Lametania and Ceodwell), who provided enough supply of grains to last your people well into next Spring. Crisis averted, woo!

1120, Mid-Autumn

An envoy from King Elran III of Eldrican has arrived, with bad news. The current situation at the battlefront with Tirines has been putting a strain on the supply of Fireblood for their siege engines, and therefore King Elran III had to suspend the trade of gemstones for Fireblood components for unspecified amount of time. This will leave your own Fireblood armaments without fuel and ammunition, not to mention your alchemists without supplies to tinker with.

"Still, sire, what shall we do with our gemstones till then?"

A) "Stockpile them, so we might buy extra Fireblood ingredients from King Elran once he can afford it."
B) "Sell them off, we need the money, and its better to have surplus than a deficit."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3909 on: November 27, 2017, 05:00:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3910 on: November 27, 2017, 05:00:21 pm »

As much as we need and want the Fireblood, we need f-ing money. B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3911 on: November 27, 2017, 05:00:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3912 on: November 27, 2017, 05:03:23 pm »

A, although I would really prefer to search our new mountains for our own source of sulphur...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3913 on: November 27, 2017, 05:09:12 pm »

A, although I would really prefer to search our new mountains for our own source of sulphur...

We should hire the dwarves to check that out for us... oh... wait. Oops.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3914 on: November 27, 2017, 05:12:58 pm »

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