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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777254 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3855 on: November 27, 2017, 02:46:55 pm »

B
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3856 on: November 27, 2017, 02:50:14 pm »

A If we use the silver now we can recover enough to rebuild our army. Which we can then use to take the gold mines in Ceodwell.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3857 on: November 27, 2017, 02:51:41 pm »

A can't argue with that logic.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3858 on: November 27, 2017, 02:51:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3859 on: November 27, 2017, 02:59:07 pm »

A Same total of silver to be mined either way, and we could certainly use it now.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3860 on: November 27, 2017, 03:02:41 pm »

Give him A hug too.

working with us might bring a lot of stress
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3862 on: November 27, 2017, 03:09:37 pm »

A.
We just HAD to drop the offer of between 8 and 16 Wealth for slow population growth AT A PAYMENT WHEN WE ARE NEARLY OUT OF CASH.  >:(
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3863 on: November 27, 2017, 03:11:58 pm »

You decide to allow expansion of the silver mines.

You receive a report in which the overseer of the mines will begin the expansion in earnest but this year he can't promise anything.

1119 AD, Autumn

You hear that the war in the west is actually going head-to-head between Eldricans and the Tirines. Is the Eldrican Kingdom not as strong as it looks, or mayhaps the Tirines just exploited a moment of weakness, you're not sure. It's ahrd to get information out of travelers and King Elran III doesn't seem eager to get you involved.

Maybe it's for the best.

1119 AD, Winter

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Unfortunately, the miners weren't able to finish expanding the mines this year, and thus you get no extra profits this time. Next year, though!

Gemstones also arrive, and are sent westwards to Eldrican with the caravan that brought Fireblood supplies.

1119 AD, End of the Year

The year came, the year went. It was a little uneventful, and you're not sure if that's good or bad. Good, maybe.

The Advisor brings the Scrolls of Kingdom Status, and you read them eagerly like an American dad reads his newspaper during breakfast with his family:

Happiness: 3
Population: 7
Economy: 0!
Army: 3

Your Advisor stares at you, expectantly. You decide to...

A) Keep the Army off budget for another year.
B) Raise the taxes again.
C) Cut funding to alchemists and engineers working with Fireblood.
D) All of the above.
E) Do nothing, you will stay afloat somehow.

"Oh right, I almost forgot my liege." The Advisor pulls a big-ass scroll out of his robes and sprawls it on your desk. "The scribes and cartographers have completed updating the map of our neighbourhood."

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3864 on: November 27, 2017, 03:13:20 pm »

A Just got to wait for that silver.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3865 on: November 27, 2017, 03:13:41 pm »

D.  Can't be certain we'll actually get that silver.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3866 on: November 27, 2017, 03:14:12 pm »

A, let's try and hold steady and see if we can pull out of this nosedive.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3867 on: November 27, 2017, 03:14:24 pm »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3868 on: November 27, 2017, 03:14:59 pm »

D.  Can't be certain we'll actually get that silver.

YOU CANNOT CUT FUNDING

YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3869 on: November 27, 2017, 03:15:58 pm »

D  This is how we lose.  If our happiness or army go lower we might lose something but this way we lose for sure.

Honestly the military reforms were kinda bad for this, it just constantly takes cash from us each year, without a good source of income we really cant afford it.
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