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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788352 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3795 on: November 27, 2017, 12:29:16 pm »

A, but only if we kill the ringleaders later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3796 on: November 27, 2017, 12:44:52 pm »

ahahaha i called it

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3797 on: November 27, 2017, 12:46:41 pm »

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We have lost this war, plain and simple. We mis managed our armies and took to much to chew, and at this point I think we should take a good decade or two and just, rebuild. Recooperate. We are going to destroy ourselves if we kill everything and everything under the sun, and I thinkw e should commit to that whole peace thing by subtly dismantling the army like the kingly king peace king we are.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3798 on: November 27, 2017, 12:48:14 pm »

You decide to concede to the demands.

1118, Summer

By mediation via Gubta diplomats and under close observation by your Army officers, a peace is settled with Calahan III of Ceodwell; he decided to cede territory - only those that the old papers speak about. A negligible amount of settlements and fertile land was got, it means. There were no monetary tributes or payments involved. The truce between the two lands is set for ten years, a demand that was pushed in on last minute by the Gubtas (your Army commanders decided to allow for this).

In next few months, most of the Army commanders involved in this rebellion all suffer some unfortunate, and lethal, accidents, the Spymaster says.

1118, Midsummer

Your wife gives birth to a child! It is another boy, and she names him 'Houlandin', after the grandiose Luathbasian dynasty of old.

1118, Autumn

A caravan of silver has arrived from Kingdom of Cydwyl! It is a gift from Queen Dogethe, and the envoys accompanying the money say she hopes that the relationship between your two countries can be mended, as she would rather have Methiant as friends rather than enemies.

A) Accept the money and agree to let the past be past.
B) Shoo away, evil woman, and take your money with you!
C) Thanks for the money, but we will never forgive the treachery!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3799 on: November 27, 2017, 12:49:25 pm »

A Don't do it again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3800 on: November 27, 2017, 12:50:07 pm »

A

We can use this silver to make peasant houses. Think of the peasant houses.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3801 on: November 27, 2017, 12:50:33 pm »

A

Allies are good to have, and this is just what we needed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3802 on: November 27, 2017, 12:51:01 pm »

A; seems fine, really, and the fact that she's gifting us silver proves she clearly made the most of that bribe.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3803 on: November 27, 2017, 12:54:41 pm »

B. Money can't really make up for betrayal. Especially betrayal for money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3804 on: November 27, 2017, 12:56:56 pm »

You decide to accept the money and forgive Queen Dogethe.

1118 AD, Mid-Autumn

There's rioting in the cities of old Donuth and Felonsein! Many large settlements suffer from riots as peasants and craftsmen harass adn mug your tax collectors and officials. The governors of the cities say they are having everything under control, but your courtiers doubt that this is true.

You decide to...

A) Send some inspiring speeches to the rioting masses in hopes of calming them down.
B) Tell the governors that you fully trust their abilities to solve those little crisises.
C) Order the Army to march northwards and deal with the rioters.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3805 on: November 27, 2017, 12:59:03 pm »

B - They say they have it in hand.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3806 on: November 27, 2017, 12:59:35 pm »

A, but send them ahead of C.

That way if A fails C will land before things get too bad.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3807 on: November 27, 2017, 01:00:17 pm »

B

THe King sits back, they dont have to take care of every little thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3808 on: November 27, 2017, 01:00:49 pm »

B

Just letting it play out could be a luck roll anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3809 on: November 27, 2017, 01:04:28 pm »

C
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