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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788804 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3645 on: November 25, 2017, 05:40:43 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3646 on: November 25, 2017, 06:02:09 pm »

(there is no guarantee anything would have worked out differently with Luath - it's random rolls)
You try to solve this diplomatically.

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This only incenses them more. They mumble angrily in their language amongst themselves for a while.

It might be random rolls, but we can know what the random roll would have been. And 5>3.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3647 on: November 25, 2017, 06:52:05 pm »

A

We do not involve ourselves in the west. Let our allies do so for us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3648 on: November 25, 2017, 07:03:00 pm »

(there is no guarantee anything would have worked out differently with Luath - it's random rolls)
You try to solve this diplomatically.

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This only incenses them more. They mumble angrily in their language amongst themselves for a while.
It might be random rolls, but we can know what the random roll would have been. And 5>3.
And you're telling me that you know for a fact we would have rolled the exact same thing? That seems a tad unbelievable, my apologies :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3649 on: November 25, 2017, 07:10:06 pm »

I'm a little bothered not to see a battle roll for Zasitost. Well, I always expected a Dwarf Fortress would be tough to crack.

A She doesn't need to invade like we're doing, just keep them off our backs.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3650 on: November 25, 2017, 07:38:19 pm »

And you're telling me that you know for a fact we would have rolled the exact same thing? That seems a tad unbelievable, my apologies :P
That is how randomness works, yes. The die roll, being independent of our choice of protagonist, should be taken as a given in a counterfactual about the circumstances.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3651 on: November 25, 2017, 10:04:35 pm »

I TOLD YOU SO
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Don't be a wuss, we'll be fine, we're listening to birds.

Things always look bad right after you listen to birds but then they work out.
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Really, though, we shouldn't be surprised.  We managed to irritate pretty much all of our eastern neighbors in short order by declaring war on everyone; that other nations would rally to their defense rather than waiting politely to die in turn really isn't that surprising. 

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3652 on: November 25, 2017, 11:11:00 pm »

I TOLD YOU SO
*ahem*
Don't be a wuss, we'll be fine, we're listening to birds.

Things always look bad right after you listen to birds but then they work out.
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Really, though, we shouldn't be surprised.  We managed to irritate pretty much all of our eastern neighbors in short order by declaring war on everyone; that other nations would rally to their defense rather than waiting politely to die in turn really isn't that surprising. 

A

Doggethe always seemed to be able to get away with invading one neighbor at a time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3653 on: November 25, 2017, 11:12:06 pm »

Doggethe always seemed to be able to get away with invading one neighbor at a time.
That's probably because Dogethe only invades one neighbor at a time.  We invaded two and sent threatening letters to a third at the same time. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3654 on: November 26, 2017, 01:23:13 am »

B

The dwarves there broke our property, extorting us for cash when they couldn't defend themselves.  They sullied the good name of all dwarves.  Zasitost should not support the ungrateful ones in the other city.  We did all we could to help and they just demanded cash.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3655 on: November 26, 2017, 01:41:35 am »

The dwarves there broke our property, extorting us for cash when they couldn't defend themselves.  They sullied the good name of all dwarves.  Zasitost should not support the ungrateful ones in the other city.  We did all we could to help and they just demanded cash.
Same problem Criptfiend had: Zasitost are the ones we declared war on, not the ones who showed up to help.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3656 on: November 26, 2017, 02:02:25 am »

Is it wrong if I say I can't tell all these dwarves apart....

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3657 on: November 26, 2017, 02:05:20 am »

Is it wrong if I say I can't tell all these dwarves apart....
Not as long as you change your vote to A to support the listening-to-birds movement. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3658 on: November 26, 2017, 02:06:32 am »

I stand by my ill conceived and racist diplomacy!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3659 on: November 26, 2017, 04:11:17 am »

You send extra priority distress call to Queen Dogethe, asking her to take care of Zonalath dwarves instead.

1117 AD, Midsummer

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Great news come from Zasitost! Your brave soldiers finally, after a breach, managed to enter the fortified city. A great battle occured, followed by equally great looting of dwarven crafts and capture of many of their noblemen and artisans.

Your commanders ask whether they are to negotiate dwarven surrender.

A) Send them to the capital, I will negotiate myself.
B) Negotiate an advantageous treaty of reparations.
C) Negotiate for peace and that's enough.
D) Negotiate their vassalization to the throne of Methiant.
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