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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788978 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3555 on: November 23, 2017, 04:30:35 pm »

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3556 on: November 23, 2017, 04:31:53 pm »

B certainly there is something else

I think Ceodwell is the one behind this
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3557 on: November 23, 2017, 04:32:47 pm »

B Well actually this does seem like a decent choice. I mean it does fit in character for our usual 'I won't tolerate having my honor wronged' attitude we've Developed as Kings of Methiant.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3558 on: November 23, 2017, 04:34:25 pm »

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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3559 on: November 23, 2017, 04:38:03 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3560 on: November 23, 2017, 04:38:19 pm »

C I know Gubta's to the east, but I don't like the sound of an "angry" letter. One vengeful conquest at a time.

I wonder if Gubta mistook our people for Damdamians: two empires large enough to stretch beyond our map, common border. It would be nice to have them more involved with each other and not with us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3561 on: November 23, 2017, 04:52:09 pm »

Hmm. Well if nothing else then the fact that Officials of the Gubta Empire did rob and imprison our merchants could be a sign of both corruption and weakness in Gubta. After all a strong healthy state has no need to rob foreign merchants and generally avoids doing so. Are they facing money problems? Civil Disorder? Course this doesn't have to mean those things. The Gubta could really just be uncouth like that right now. We should definitely keep watch of the situation in Gubta though.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3562 on: November 23, 2017, 04:52:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3563 on: November 23, 2017, 04:56:08 pm »

You decide to send a letter full of proper royal angst to the Gubtas.

1117 AD, Mid-Spring

The Rainbow Scepter explodes! The guards were doing their job one morning when suddenly they heard hissing, saw purple light, and then a loud rumble akin to thunder. After opening the vault they saw that the scepter was naught but a molten pool of metals and shattered gemstones.

Your courtiers angrily discuss this despicable act amongst themselves. They believe that dwarves should pay for this - after all your grandfather paid a mountain of wealth for it! You decide to...

A) Forgive the dwarves, you could've seen this coming.
B) Ask the dwarves to send some money as compensation for the destruction of priceless artifact.
C) Ask the dwarves to refund the artifact's purchase in full.
D) Act on this as a pretext to fight the dwarves.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3564 on: November 23, 2017, 05:04:18 pm »

C soon, the dwarves.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3565 on: November 23, 2017, 05:05:41 pm »

How do we even know it was the dwarves?

A. For now at least. We may be heading to a war with other neighbors - we can't afford nor fight a two-front war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3566 on: November 23, 2017, 05:10:12 pm »

C

Either shoddy dwarven craftmanship, or dwarven sabotage.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3567 on: November 23, 2017, 05:10:56 pm »

D, because I wanna see how it goes.
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« Reply #3568 on: November 23, 2017, 05:26:45 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3569 on: November 23, 2017, 05:34:21 pm »

How do we even know it was the dwarves?

A. For now at least. We may be heading to a war with other neighbors - we can't afford nor fight a two-front war.

I'd rather fight the dwarves first. Unless Gubta reads our letter and declares war straight away, we can pass on fighting them D.
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