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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789031 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3465 on: November 22, 2017, 11:34:41 am »

 She already owes us for our army.

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Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3466 on: November 22, 2017, 11:37:04 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3467 on: November 22, 2017, 11:43:55 am »

B, let's all just be friends!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3468 on: November 22, 2017, 11:47:07 am »

She already owes us for our army.

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I believe she paid in full for that.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3469 on: November 22, 2017, 12:13:23 pm »

B Good King Cyl!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3470 on: November 22, 2017, 12:30:32 pm »

Yeah I was actually surprised that she paid when she sent our army back. It was made out like she was going to wait before doing that but I'm not going to complain. B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3471 on: November 22, 2017, 12:53:01 pm »

B Maybe we can swing a treaty to bring her into the empire later... Under really nice terms of course, probably as a truely independent member state rather than a protectorate. (Unless her successor lets things go to hell, in which case annexation is not out of the question)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3472 on: November 22, 2017, 01:27:55 pm »

B
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3473 on: November 22, 2017, 01:31:38 pm »

I am hoping we can marry our sons or half sisters into her family.  Then political union time!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3474 on: November 22, 2017, 01:33:04 pm »

Yeah, that would be the best way to get a treaty written and signed. Marry our heirs (and get around the "what do we call it" problem by naming the result "The Empire of Luathbas").
« Last Edit: November 22, 2017, 01:34:36 pm by milo christiansen »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3475 on: November 22, 2017, 01:37:12 pm »

Yeah, that would be the best way to get a treaty written and signed. Marry our heirs (and get around the "what do we call it" problem by naming the result "The Empire of Luathbas").

Fuck that, it's gotta be the Cydwyl-Methiant Commonwealth. Or the Methiant-Cydwyl Commonwealth if we get especially lucky.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3476 on: November 22, 2017, 01:40:17 pm »

You know what the best part would be? We could use "needed changes for consolidation" as a reason to ram through changes to the inheritance laws...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3477 on: November 22, 2017, 01:41:11 pm »

Yeah, that would be the best way to get a treaty written and signed. Marry our heirs (and get around the "what do we call it" problem by naming the result "The Empire of Luathbas").

Fuck that, it's gotta be the Cydwyl-Methiant Commonwealth. Or the Methiant-Cydwyl Commonwealth if we get especially lucky.

Yeah, the Luathbas Empire is once we incorporate a few other states...

Also, the ravine told us to look east and not west, but instead, f- fate we are looking north!

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3478 on: November 22, 2017, 01:45:30 pm »

I disagree. Luathbas is a much better and prestigious name than either Cylwyl, Methiant, or either combine. Anyway yeah we still need to worry about getting Ceodwell into the Kingdom before we start worrying about Lametania or Cylwyl.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3479 on: November 22, 2017, 03:24:41 pm »

I disagree. Luathbas is a much better and prestigious name than either Cylwyl, Methiant, or either combine. Anyway yeah we still need to worry about getting Ceodwell into the Kingdom before we start worrying about Lametania or Cylwyl.

Luathbas is also a city that burnt right to the ground a few years back. I wonder how it is doing now? Would be kinda silly to make a burnt out husk of a town the seat of a mighty empire.
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