Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

Pages: 1 ... 228 229 [230] 231 232 ... 1087

Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789113 times)

Prophet

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cultist and Heretic
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3435 on: November 21, 2017, 05:26:11 pm »

While I can't say that I would or would not vote to send them such a treaty I will say that I have one criticism. That being that we would be known as the emperor of Methiant when we could claim the much more prestigious title of Luathbas. Considering that the Kingdom of Luathbas ruled over lands that included all of Methiant, Lametania, most if not all of Ceodwell, and parts of what is now Eldrican land. Though that might just be because I've been advocating for us to claim the name of Luathbas since the second game before we were playing Methiant.  :P
Logged
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Something generic here
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3436 on: November 21, 2017, 05:28:43 pm »

Well, we don't want to piss off Eldrican, but we plan to take Ceodwell, so... Sure, why not?

Edit: Note that I am not pushing this treaty this time, but next time.
Logged
Rubble 8 - The most powerful modding suite in existence!
After all, coke is for furnaces, not for snorting.
You're not true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS

Harry Baldman

  • Bay Watcher
  • What do I care for your suffering?
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3437 on: November 21, 2017, 05:30:42 pm »

D, we can do interesting trades with copper potentially, always take resources over cash.
Logged

Prophet

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cultist and Heretic
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3438 on: November 21, 2017, 05:35:13 pm »

D Actually yeah I do remember resources generally being more useful/profitable than plain money offers.
Logged
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Just a smol Angel
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3439 on: November 21, 2017, 05:47:35 pm »

D
Logged
Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.

Maximum Spin

  • Bay Watcher
  • [OPPOSED_TO_LIFE] [GOES_TO_ELEVEN]
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3440 on: November 21, 2017, 05:51:27 pm »

Agreed, D.
Logged

Twinwolf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Probably hanging around Forum Games and Roleplay
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3441 on: November 21, 2017, 05:57:39 pm »

D.

So people are talking about annexing/vassalizing or whatever Lamentia, and I feel like I've missed something in regards to them that is making us think that's something that could happen :P
Logged
Sigtext!
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
Quote from: Caellath on IRC
<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

Maximum Spin

  • Bay Watcher
  • [OPPOSED_TO_LIFE] [GOES_TO_ELEVEN]
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3442 on: November 21, 2017, 05:58:45 pm »

So people are talking about annexing/vassalizing or whatever Lamentia, and I feel like I've missed something in regards to them that is making us think that's something that could happen :P
uh, the part where they're begging us to put our armies in their territory?

That's how it starts.
Logged

mightymushroom

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3443 on: November 21, 2017, 06:04:29 pm »

D Copper has many uses. One day we could build a grand network of communications powered by lightning. It would be almost twice as fast as horse messengers!
Logged

Twinwolf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Probably hanging around Forum Games and Roleplay
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3444 on: November 21, 2017, 06:09:16 pm »

D Copper has many uses. One day we could build a grand network of communications powered by lightning. It would be almost twice as fast as horse messengers!
Now I know we're advanced but that's stretching into the impossible.
Logged
Sigtext!
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
Quote from: Caellath on IRC
<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

mightymushroom

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3445 on: November 21, 2017, 06:15:03 pm »

D Copper has many uses. One day we could build a grand network of communications powered by lightning. It would be almost twice as fast as horse messengers!
Now I know we're advanced but that's stretching into the impossible.
Well in an Arms Race game the design roll will reduce it to 20% improvement over horses. :P
Logged

Puppyguard

  • Bay Watcher
  • An avatar? What's that?
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3446 on: November 21, 2017, 07:27:53 pm »

D
Logged

Tiruin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is too short for worries
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3447 on: November 21, 2017, 09:21:43 pm »

D.

So people are talking about annexing/vassalizing or whatever Lamentia, and I feel like I've missed something in regards to them that is making us think that's something that could happen :P
Money is something replenishable because currency and stuff.

Copper is a resource that can dry out like all our bloody gold veins.

D because we want your stuff, thank you!
Logged

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3448 on: November 22, 2017, 12:48:43 am »

You agree to send some more soldiers to Lametania in exchange for processed copper and crafts made thereof. THe grateful Lametanians leave to inform their king right away.

1116 AD, Midsummer

Interesting report arrives from the Tven mountains; when the miners of your new silver mines were digging up exploratory shafts outside the mines, one of the groups struck into apparent entrance to a tomb! The tomb is walled with rather, flat stone slabs rather than bricks or square stonework. The local scholar cannot identify the inscriptions on the frontal slab but it seems to a very old variation of the local language.

The overseer asks what to do with the tomb.

A) Bury it back and make sure no one mines near it, lest we wake up some devilish menace.
B) Have the tomb purified by the priests, then study it.
C) Just crack open the tomb and have the things innit brought to the Capital!
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

helmacon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Just a smol Angel
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3449 on: November 22, 2017, 12:50:24 am »

B!

whee!
Logged
Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.
Pages: 1 ... 228 229 [230] 231 232 ... 1087