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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786614 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3015 on: November 16, 2017, 12:53:35 am »

B

Pre-preemptive no vote on any crazy expensive wedding feasts though.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3016 on: November 16, 2017, 01:16:37 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3017 on: November 16, 2017, 01:16:57 am »

A, we should marry for political gain, not love or companionship.  It is the sad lot of the ruler.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3018 on: November 16, 2017, 01:58:16 am »

A, we should marry for political gain, not love or companionship.  It is the sad lot of the ruler.

We are older, already have an heir, and a reputation for divorcing our wives. I kinda doubt we can do much better than this.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3019 on: November 16, 2017, 02:00:52 am »

Might help remind the minor nobles that we still care about them?  Maybe?  I dunno.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3020 on: November 16, 2017, 04:17:25 am »

B - We've already married once for political benefit. Time for love and companionship.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3021 on: November 16, 2017, 07:56:13 am »

B

We've been shunned by the centaurs, so let's just have a regular wife from nowhere in particular.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3022 on: November 16, 2017, 08:09:03 am »

B

We've been shunned by the centaurs, so let's just have a regular wife from nowhere in particular.

W-w-wait... were you thinking about..


OH GOD NO


B fuck love and companionship, we go to the cozy house for that, it's for babymaking and public image. plus, well educated and lives in the border with lametania, that shall be usefull. If he begins to love his wife it's a bonus.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3023 on: November 16, 2017, 08:16:13 am »

B
Do we still have our mistress?
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3024 on: November 16, 2017, 08:20:30 am »

W-w-wait... were you thinking about..


OH GOD NO

Oh sure, elves you people are perfectly okay with, but a centaur is somehow over the line. I see how it is!
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Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3025 on: November 16, 2017, 08:46:37 am »

W-w-wait... were you thinking about..


OH GOD NO

Oh sure, elves you people are perfectly okay with, but a centaur is somehow over the line. I see how it is!

What are whores but a badly misspelled horse?

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3026 on: November 16, 2017, 09:16:48 am »

A, we should marry for political gain, not love or companionship.  It is the sad lot of the ruler.

We are older, already have an heir, and a reputation for divorcing our wives. I kinda doubt we can do much better than this.

We married first for foreign connections, and found a woman whom we dearly loved.
We let the courtiers pick a local, and ended up with a cold shrew who nearly tore the kingdom in half with her scheming.
We only divorced once, by the way. Gedavina died of childbirth fever, sadly prevalent before modern notions of germ theory.

Gedavina and Daetha (the mistress): both northerners and we liked them well. Segeda, from eastern Methiant, not so much. I think Yoe has a type. This Auvena is from the south of our lands.

I'm voting B anyway because she sounds nice, and what else do we have to go on?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3027 on: November 16, 2017, 09:38:48 am »

A

Because we already have a lover. We have an heir, so why ask for a wife?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3028 on: November 16, 2017, 02:52:15 pm »

You decide to marry this Auvena they speak of.

Next comes the messenger from Queen Dogethe.

Her offer is half the amount of what she paid for services of your alchemists if the campaign is a success.

A) And that's all? My soldiers are worth much more!
B) Fine, that works for me.
C) Such petty reward is an insult! We won't be helping Queen Dogethe!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3029 on: November 16, 2017, 02:52:53 pm »

B
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