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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Weirdsound]

B

Pre-preemptive no vote on any crazy expensive wedding feasts though.

[helmacon]

B

[VoidSlayer]

A, we should marry for political gain, not love or companionship.  It is the sad lot of the ruler.

[Weirdsound]

A, we should marry for political gain, not love or companionship.  It is the sad lot of the ruler.

We are older, already have an heir, and a reputation for divorcing our wives. I kinda doubt we can do much better than this.

[Lucus Casius]

Might help remind the minor nobles that we still care about them?  Maybe?  I dunno.

[Kashyyk]

B - We've already married once for political benefit. Time for love and companionship.

[Harry Baldman]

B

We've been shunned by the centaurs, so let's just have a regular wife from nowhere in particular.

[omada]

B

We've been shunned by the centaurs, so let's just have a regular wife from nowhere in particular.

W-w-wait... were you thinking about..


OH GOD NO


B fuck love and companionship, we go to the cozy house for that, it's for babymaking and public image. plus, well educated and lives in the border with lametania, that shall be usefull. If he begins to love his wife it's a bonus.

[Blood_Librarian]

B
Do we still have our mistress?

[Harry Baldman]

W-w-wait... were you thinking about..


OH GOD NO

Oh sure, elves you people are perfectly okay with, but a centaur is somehow over the line. I see how it is!

[Draignean]

W-w-wait... were you thinking about..


OH GOD NO

Oh sure, elves you people are perfectly okay with, but a centaur is somehow over the line. I see how it is!

What are whores but a badly misspelled horse?

B

[mightymushroom]

A, we should marry for political gain, not love or companionship.  It is the sad lot of the ruler.

We are older, already have an heir, and a reputation for divorcing our wives. I kinda doubt we can do much better than this.

We married first for foreign connections, and found a woman whom we dearly loved.
We let the courtiers pick a local, and ended up with a cold shrew who nearly tore the kingdom in half with her scheming.
We only divorced once, by the way. Gedavina died of childbirth fever, sadly prevalent before modern notions of germ theory.

Gedavina and Daetha (the mistress): both northerners and we liked them well. Segeda, from eastern Methiant, not so much. I think Yoe has a type. This Auvena is from the south of our lands.

I'm voting B anyway because she sounds nice, and what else do we have to go on?

[birdy51]

A

Because we already have a lover. We have an heir, so why ask for a wife?

[Haspen]

You decide to marry this Auvena they speak of.

Next comes the messenger from Queen Dogethe.

Her offer is half the amount of what she paid for services of your alchemists if the campaign is a success.

A) And that's all? My soldiers are worth much more!
B) Fine, that works for me.
C) Such petty reward is an insult! We won't be helping Queen Dogethe!

[Criptfeind]

B