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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775928 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2730 on: November 11, 2017, 09:46:37 am »

I strongly agree that it would be better to "make money, and not just take it."

I disagree that the previous effort was "fruitless." It did exactly what we thought it would do, then was voted down again after hints of rumbles from the peasants.

Without the "extra" taxes our treasury income is zero. Any incidental spending, such as expeditions into the mountains, will be deficit spending.

B I want to try to get the treasury number back to 4; conditions should be reassessed year by year.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2731 on: November 11, 2017, 09:48:52 am »

B - What that kingdom needs, the people must provide.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2732 on: November 11, 2017, 09:53:40 am »

The problem was the permanent raised tax rule, right now we can only lose 1 hapiness or nothing (i don't know what happens with 1 on the dice), We can only make money spending something first, we need to have a small reserve of money

B

+2money from normal taxes -1 from boureacracy -1 from military =0

+1 extra taxes = 1
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2733 on: November 11, 2017, 10:35:48 am »

B
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2734 on: November 11, 2017, 11:40:15 am »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2735 on: November 11, 2017, 12:01:30 pm »

I wondr what kind of reputation Luath I enjoy in the Kingdom...
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2736 on: November 11, 2017, 12:08:30 pm »

I'd guess Luath's popularity is mixed at best. He had few notable decisions and even his right to rule was repeatedly challenged by Segeda and her faction of nobles.
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2737 on: November 11, 2017, 01:21:57 pm »

B
We need money to make money.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2738 on: November 11, 2017, 02:11:10 pm »

B
just for a year
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2740 on: November 11, 2017, 03:28:11 pm »

You decide to raise the taxes for a year.

1107 AD, Spring

Out of nowhere, one evening, the Spymaster bumps into you.

"Good evening, my liege. I bring news that might interest you."

"Oh?"

"A certain lady, from the northlands, who is working at your castle, is expecting a child." It takes you few moments before you realized what he means. You decide to...

A) Remove Deatha from the palace and arrange a cozy house for her somewhere in the capital city.
B) Ask the healers to get rid of the child.
C) Hastily arrange to make her your newest Queen.
D) Arrange for Deatha to disappear. Permamently.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2017, 03:36:43 pm by Haspen »
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2741 on: November 11, 2017, 03:33:06 pm »

Both A and B sound better than C. Though I'm leaning B just because I'm paranoid and assume that this will come to bite us in the butt later on if we don't deal with it now.

Changed to D

Changed to A.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2017, 04:33:47 pm by Prophet »
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2742 on: November 11, 2017, 03:34:00 pm »

D.  Ask the spymaster to get rid of Deatha.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2743 on: November 11, 2017, 03:36:56 pm »

D.  Ask the spymaster to get rid of Deatha.

Sure thing.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2744 on: November 11, 2017, 03:38:11 pm »

C.
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