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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777047 times)

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2370 on: October 31, 2017, 10:49:06 am »

D, because damn it, I'm not letting us go without SOMEONE getting viciously torn apart by a giant lizard.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2371 on: October 31, 2017, 02:14:41 pm »

B

Luxury!
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2372 on: October 31, 2017, 02:51:01 pm »

bbbbbbb
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dddddd

A close one ;v



You agree to buy precious salt so that both peole and nobility can have some spicyness in their foods now that spices are not coming from the Gubta.

The Agaresians discuss the agreement between themselves for a while longer before then bow their heads in respect, agreeing. They have the agreement written down in two copies, one for you and one for them. Both copies have Methiantese script on top and Agaresian script on the bottom. According to the agreement, the salt caravan will pick up the money.

The merchants take their scroll, and leave the palace, riding their giant lizard mounts northwards.

1102 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor arrives in your study as you ponder the ancient lexicons of oratory. He brings many scrolls with him, Scrolls of Kingdom Status of course included.

Happiness: 8
Population: 6
Economy: 6
Army: 4

"Here is report of the renovations, sire." He unfolds one of the scrolls over the Status. "Almost all of keeps and manors were renovated. Only few remain at near-finished state."

"My liege, the peasants are very mellow for years. Now that we're running out of silver, gems are sent west and coinage will be sent north, we need extra cash. I suggest we tax peasants higher to squeeze extra coin from them."

A) "One year of higher taxes won't hurt anyone."
B) "Nah, let's keep them mellow for more."
C) "Raise the level of taxes for all, it's time to reap the rewards of the good rule of Yoe dynasty."

"Also, I'm happy to announce that the royal scribes have enlarged the map of Methiant and nearby lands." He then sprawls the huge scroll on your desk, the scroll having been widened and stitched and extended many times.

« Last Edit: October 31, 2017, 02:57:25 pm by Haspen »
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2373 on: October 31, 2017, 02:57:24 pm »

C.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2374 on: October 31, 2017, 03:00:57 pm »

C
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2375 on: October 31, 2017, 03:10:01 pm »

Eh... I doubt we're reaching 10 happiness.
C
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2376 on: October 31, 2017, 03:15:20 pm »

C hopefully that salt will counteract some of the happiness hit we're gonna take.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2017, 04:01:54 pm by Kashyyk »
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2377 on: October 31, 2017, 03:35:24 pm »

A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2378 on: October 31, 2017, 04:03:20 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2379 on: October 31, 2017, 04:19:36 pm »

A
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2380 on: October 31, 2017, 04:29:39 pm »

B
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2381 on: October 31, 2017, 04:30:36 pm »

C hopefully that salt will counteract some of the happiness hit we're gonna take.

No, you fool! Salt only begets more salt!

Anyway, voting C because a high standard of living merits a higher tax to balance things out, dammit.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2382 on: October 31, 2017, 04:32:58 pm »

Our big question is, "Will happiness from salt offset taxes used to pay for it?"

A fter seeing the results of this year we can decide whether to continue.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2383 on: October 31, 2017, 04:37:52 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2384 on: October 31, 2017, 05:11:21 pm »

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