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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776477 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1830 on: September 18, 2017, 05:51:59 pm »

Consolidate our gains first, wait the war end, hire next bunch of alldivines monks, spy on the lametania situation and if they're wrecked or we go full killing on them or try to extort their money "Here, felonsien already paid for the killing of our father, now YOU had a contract of submission to our dead father may the alldivines guide him, pay us money for X years and we forget that we should kill you and make Lametania our vassal."

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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1831 on: September 18, 2017, 05:53:57 pm »

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This is getting a bit pathetic on their end.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1832 on: September 18, 2017, 06:13:33 pm »

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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1833 on: September 18, 2017, 07:09:42 pm »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1834 on: September 19, 2017, 01:59:03 am »

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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1835 on: September 19, 2017, 03:12:33 pm »

So let me get this straight. Every time when we lead our forces something goes wrong.
But when we leave it to the NPC's they fucking rock.
We should do this more often.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1836 on: September 19, 2017, 05:54:23 pm »

Eh, I wouldnt say the enemy being defeated before we even get there something going wrong.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1837 on: September 19, 2017, 06:56:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1838 on: September 19, 2017, 11:40:39 pm »

You head home from the campaign that didnt even start yet.

1096 AD, Autumn

The borders are quiet.

However the roads in newly conquered Felonsein are not. Your newest adminsitrators in the land bemoan the ever increasing numbers of bandits. Most of them are deserters from Felonsein army; after their rules fled ignobly, the soldiers decided to take other, less scrupulous occupations, to sustain themselves.

They ask that you permamently station part of the Army as road guards.

A) No! The Army can help, but only until I recall them home.
B) Agreed. We conquered Felonsein, time we tend to it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1839 on: September 20, 2017, 12:06:28 am »

We should have enough money to hire more guys and enough happiness to draft.

FOR TRADE!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1840 on: September 20, 2017, 12:49:52 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1841 on: September 20, 2017, 01:54:51 am »

B!

Can we get a map update as well now? A lot of borders seem to have been redrawn since last time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1842 on: September 20, 2017, 02:52:56 am »

Can't we just recruit out of Felonsein? Give them a job again?
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1843 on: September 20, 2017, 07:22:22 am »


Can we get a map update as well now? A lot of borders seem to have been redrawn since last time.

Damn!, i was about to say that there already has a updated map, but then i noticed that i just dreamed about spamkingdom, wtf?

Can't we just recruit out of Felonsein? Give them a job again?

Yep, just, wtf guys? there were nobles that changed sides, change you too or move away, we need numbers to whatever shit happens next

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1844 on: September 20, 2017, 08:18:09 am »

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