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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777067 times)

Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1515 on: August 17, 2017, 09:51:38 am »

What are our current numbers like?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1516 on: August 17, 2017, 09:52:21 am »

CC

Wait, isn't her coming from the north? we want to shield the capital from her?
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1517 on: August 17, 2017, 02:45:14 pm »

AC
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1518 on: August 17, 2017, 03:12:48 pm »

C A

Face her with all we got, if we win we can decide if we have enough to keep the siege up, if we lose we can retreat and decide something else.  Let's not half ass this battle.

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1519 on: August 17, 2017, 03:13:00 pm »

CA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1520 on: August 17, 2017, 04:11:25 pm »

C, A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1521 on: August 17, 2017, 09:33:22 pm »

CA You know I never thought about this before with any of our other Kings but what does King Yoe look like?
« Last Edit: August 17, 2017, 09:35:11 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1522 on: August 17, 2017, 10:09:19 pm »


is the queen coming from the north or??
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Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1523 on: August 18, 2017, 08:45:18 pm »

I'm all for caution with a Queen who probably tortured Prince Alec, and knew our intentions--but safety above all.

So I'm picking C for the second choice. And A for the first (because why not send ANOTHER messenger anyway, but tell him secretly we'll move our siege camp, and confidence/loyalty things?)

Why aren't people picking A for the first? It's not like all our messengers betray us on death or otherwise ._.
A; C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1524 on: August 20, 2017, 04:33:45 am »

You decide to lift the siege and march against Queen Karkhuta, as you firmly believe she is needy for a confrontation - so she will get one!

Within two hours, with the high towers of Lametanian capital still visible on the southern horizon, your scouts report that Queen Karkhuta's army is just over the hill. They count up at least three thousand foot, with several Blackhearts at the back and ten smaller tube-looking machines in front of them. Queen Karkhuta herself is on the left flank, accompanied by five hundred cavalry at least (the only mounted unit in this troop).

Your officers tally up your men at at least two thousand five hundred. Alac's men from the border keep could potentially arrive to join you, but it won't be much. Your officers also don't have an ounce of faith that Alldivine warriorpriests could arrive to help in this battle.

Your decide to...

A) Chaaaaaaaaaarrrgggee!!!
B) Deploy in crescent formation, preparing hail of arrows and Blackheart volleys for incoming soldiers.
C) Deploy in a block formation.
D) Retreat eastwards in hopes for better fighting conditions.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2017, 05:06:20 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1525 on: August 20, 2017, 04:35:55 am »

B

This is going to hurt.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1526 on: August 20, 2017, 04:50:43 am »

Where'd we manage to misplace the rest of our troops? We've had like one battle and that didn't even have many casualties.

I'd say B. Do or die, I suppose.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1527 on: August 20, 2017, 05:06:48 am »

Where'd we manage to misplace the rest of our troops? We've had like one battle and that didn't even have many casualties.

Cuz I miscounted :v

Value fixed to more believable numbers.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1528 on: August 20, 2017, 05:29:09 am »

B seems like the best option.  I don't know how many blackhearts we have compared to them, but it sounds like roughly equal numbers so an artillery duel wouldn't be a bad way to do this.
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Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1529 on: August 20, 2017, 09:16:59 am »

You decide to lift the siege and march against Queen Karkhuta, as you firmly believe she is needy for a confrontation - so she will get one!
Err, wait. Wasn't "C" meaning "move away from between the Queen and the city?

or did A win? Because it seems A won. :O


...Why don't we retreat? Nothing can catch us and the cavalry are hindered by our hilly terrain.

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