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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777094 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1485 on: August 16, 2017, 02:13:34 pm »

A
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1486 on: August 16, 2017, 02:24:25 pm »

A
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1487 on: August 16, 2017, 02:34:10 pm »

You decide to catch up with stuff at home.

The messenger has bad news however; your son and heir Estant has fallen down the stairs and broke his left leg at knee about a week ago. The healers are taking care of him right now.

There were harsh storms this Midsummer in most of the north of the region, but the worst has seemingly passed over Methiant. Some courtiers speak that they saw the Scepter of Weather emite green shine during the heaviest rains.

Your wife finishes the letter with mention of Alldivine monks; they are offering to provide you with freshly trained warriorpriests for usual price. Auga would've bought their services and sent them your way if only not the recent shortages at Treasury, so she has sent the messenger to ask you what to do.

A) Couldn't be a better time! We will worry about replenishing money later, let's get some soldiers!
B) Nah, we ain't waging a war only to return and see the Kingdom crash from lack of monies!
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1488 on: August 16, 2017, 02:42:49 pm »

Pretty sure we declared this war in the name of revenge and sweet loot. We haven't really taken any casualties, but more are always good...

I'ma go with A
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1489 on: August 16, 2017, 02:53:54 pm »

A cause we are gonna need shit, we loot after the war or sell one of theirs beloved family jewels
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1490 on: August 16, 2017, 04:20:01 pm »

How big is our army right now? Plus how is it looking compared to the other armies we'll have to fight?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1492 on: August 16, 2017, 05:21:27 pm »

A Good choice.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1493 on: August 16, 2017, 05:34:27 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1494 on: August 16, 2017, 05:37:07 pm »

A.
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1495 on: August 16, 2017, 08:01:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1496 on: August 16, 2017, 10:44:15 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1497 on: August 16, 2017, 11:41:18 pm »

You hastily send the messenger back to Methiant with your decision to buy the monks. Still, it might be two to three weeks before they arrive.

Two days later, you get terrible news - Prince Alac has been defeated! Queen Karkhuta, with help of some disloyal Lametanians in his army, struck Alac's forces in the side and decimated them, taking their commander captive. She is now marching, with almost three thousand troops, toward Lametanian capital.

An emergency council is convened with your officers. You decide to...

A) Left the siege and march to fight Queen Karkhuta.
B) Continue the siege, but send Queen Karkhuta a messenger.
C) Bombard away in hopes of capturing the city before she arrives.
D) Retreat from the capital northeast towards Methiant and wait.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1498 on: August 16, 2017, 11:51:34 pm »

B.
Explaining that he was a fool who wanted more than what "We" were offering him might not hurt too bad?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1499 on: August 17, 2017, 12:48:26 am »

Wait, did Malcos' messenger leave without talking to us? The 'Issue' preventing us from accepting his aid has been dealt with. Alac made a fool of himself, and we can presume him dead, so I see no issue taking up Malcos on his offer now.
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