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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777618 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1290 on: July 26, 2017, 01:13:12 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1291 on: July 26, 2017, 01:22:21 pm »

C.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1292 on: July 26, 2017, 01:29:23 pm »

A.  We are INSULTED.  And BRIBERY ALONE, while NECESSARY, will not be SUFFICIENT to ASSUAGE OUR ANGER.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1293 on: July 26, 2017, 01:33:07 pm »

C
We must contain our anger until we can get everything under control.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1294 on: July 26, 2017, 01:34:38 pm »

C

Hard cash will soothe our disappointment! We're practically half-dwarf already, it seems.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1295 on: July 26, 2017, 02:03:16 pm »

C We need money. Say that we lost other opportunities because of him.

We could get more attached to the felonsien.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1296 on: July 26, 2017, 02:25:32 pm »

You send the messenger along with an angry letter demanding monetary compensation for this insult.

1086 AD, Summer

The dwarves have sent few wagons worth of silver. Their emissaries and guards attached to the wagons didn't say anything.

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The message from King Salus is full of cheap flattery, and a counter-proposal. He is hard on wealth himself, but he offers to compensate later and sponsor Estant's luxurious wedding whenever he will be ready to marry someone.

A) That won't do! Shut up and give me my money already!
B) Just let's drop the topic because we won't get anywhere it seems.
C) Fine, this will work. *mark the date on calendar of festivities with triple !*
D) THIS MEANS WAR!!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1297 on: July 26, 2017, 02:27:08 pm »

C

We'll make him regret those words.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2017, 07:38:23 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1298 on: July 26, 2017, 02:36:18 pm »

C

Estant is going to get married in the imperial treasure vault, and we're going to be decorating with gold. Fucktons of gold.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1299 on: July 26, 2017, 02:58:57 pm »

Compensate later by throwing a lavish wedding, or compensate later in addition to throwing a lavish wedding?
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1300 on: July 26, 2017, 03:14:28 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1301 on: July 26, 2017, 03:54:12 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1302 on: July 26, 2017, 09:11:34 pm »

C "he offers to compensate later and sponsor Estant's luxurious wedding whenever he will be ready to marry someone." He better do both. Oath breaking scum.  >:(
« Last Edit: July 26, 2017, 09:25:03 pm by Prophet »
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1303 on: July 26, 2017, 09:14:36 pm »

Tis the issue with the squishiness of language. That and could mean "in addition too" or "via"
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1304 on: July 26, 2017, 09:24:45 pm »

"King Salus IV promises to pay you a mountain of wealth in return for the Southern Territories. Additionaly, he offers the hand of his eldest daughter to you in marriage, as well as to provide troops for Methiant in case of war, but only once."

"You agree to give away Southern Territories to Lametania in exchange for troops, money, and you set the girl up with your son (whenever you get one), as you're already married and the girl in question is barely thirteen."

This wasn't no simple marriage. We gave up a large chunk of land for that marriage and for him simple break his oath means he better be willing to pay. Otherwise the deal should be void and we should get our land back. As he hasn't given us two of the things he promised yet. How can we trust an oath breaker to come to our aid anyway? He's shown he is willing to cheat us and go back on his word already. We shouldn't even be settling with vague promises in the first place considering he is just as likely to not do so when it comes time for him to pay. In fact I'm changing my vote to D. Strike them while their weak from the monster.

[Then I remember we're broke ;-;]

Still C then. Even though I'm now sure we'll get cheated by Salus again later.  :'(
« Last Edit: July 26, 2017, 09:30:03 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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