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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[crazyabe]

A.

[Kashyyk]

A

[Harry Baldman]

A! It's only polite.

[Detoxicated]

A

[omada]

A

[Haspen]

The Felonsines enter, the guards are flanking the pudgy diplomat and a tall girl with beautiful, shapely body, cascade of brown hair, and pretty face, the latter only marred a bit by a storm of freckles.

"Greetings, King Yoe of Methiant!" The envoy bows slightly. "We've received your urgent message and we're truly sorry to hear that our engineers have caused you anxiety and stress! Such a terrible, terrible thing for them to do." The envoy dramatically marches up to your throne, stopped by your guards.

"We're here to take back the Blackhearts and our firemasters back where they belong, and to apologize for their unruly behavior, we offer the hand of this here Gedra, niece of Queen Karkhuta, as the bride for your son and heir Estant. The beautiful Gedra is of eighteen winters and has expressed her desire to remain at your court and learn your customs, awaiting her groom's coming of age."

A) "Eww no, take her away, and the Blackhearts shall remain with us!"
B) "How about you offer something else in return of the Blackhearts and your men?"
C) "Fine with me, as it solves the tensions between our peoples, and even brings them closer together."
D) "Uhh, no, just take her away, and you can take Blackhearts away with you."
E) *point at Gedra* "GUARDS! CAPTURE HER!!"

[birdy51]

E.. Must acquire more women!

[Kashyyk]

E[ Harem get!

Ahem. No. As amusing as that would be, it is also a bad idea. Kudos to this girl for being willing to wait ten(?) years to get married, but I say B

[Harry Baldman]

C, a good betrothal makes all things smoother.

[Haspen]

Kudos to this girl for being willing to wait ten(?) years to get married

Estant is almost 7 now, and considering that marriage age in SPAMverse is 13 (and throne holding is 15), it's more like six and half years than ten v;

[omada]

nonononono

Estant is going to marry Salus daughter right?

You agree to give away Southern Territories to Lametania in exchange for troops, money, and you set the girl up with your son (whenever you get one), as you're already married and the girl in question is barely thirteen.

1077 AD, Summer

The switch of lands went smoothly and an entourage of Lametanian soldiers arrives at your palace, with wagonloads of coinage and thrice-signed pile of documents which allows you to call upon Lametanians if needed.

Few days alter you become a father! Your wife Auga gives birth to a healthy baby boy, whom she names 'Estant'. He will succeed you as Yoe II, when you die and he of course does not decide to adopt some other regnal name.

The eldest of salus daughter. The closer to the throne.

B Marriage already arranged(And we know that she want's to spy us), or wait for another son (and she might be dead when he growns up) or something else.

[Kashyyk]

Ahh. I thought it was 16 for both. C then.

Edit: Wait, who's Salus?

[omada]

King Salus IV from lametania (edited my comment up there)

[Kashyyk]

Ahhh.

Harem Get?

[Weirdsound]

B