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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778074 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #960 on: July 06, 2017, 10:36:36 am »

You decide to talk reason with them.

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3*

The reason goes out of the window when one of the engineers raises his sword in your general direction!

After the dust settles down, seventeen engineers are dead, thirty people are wounded and the rest of Blackheart operators were thrown into dungeon. What a mess.

You talk with your courtiers, and determine that best course of action is to...

A) Expel the Felonsines and confiscate their equipment.
B) Send an envoy to Felonsein, requesting talks about the whole thing.
C) Expel the Felonsines along with their belongings and Blackhearts.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2017, 01:50:33 pm by Haspen »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #961 on: July 06, 2017, 10:39:02 am »

D Forget to mention this to the Felonsines

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #962 on: July 06, 2017, 11:41:10 am »

Jesus, that is a pretty poor result for a 3 on the dice.

Anyway, B. We might as well keep leaning on that CHA, even if 3's are not going to cut it.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #963 on: July 06, 2017, 11:44:08 am »

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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #964 on: July 06, 2017, 01:07:14 pm »

Since when us 1+3 equal to 3?
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #965 on: July 06, 2017, 01:09:45 pm »

I think the 3 in 1+3 was a typo, traits normally give +2.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #966 on: July 06, 2017, 01:16:21 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #967 on: July 06, 2017, 03:51:43 pm »

A An official drawing a weapon on us is an act of war.

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #968 on: July 06, 2017, 04:08:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #969 on: July 06, 2017, 04:56:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #970 on: July 06, 2017, 05:01:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #971 on: July 06, 2017, 07:53:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #972 on: July 06, 2017, 08:48:29 pm »

A An official drawing a weapon on us is an act of war.

But we can't assume that official speaks for his/her monarch, and we don't have the might to go to war right now, especially not with a nation seemingly capable of outputting a shitload of blackhearts.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #973 on: July 06, 2017, 08:49:25 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #974 on: July 06, 2017, 11:37:14 pm »

You send an envoy to the Felonsine court.

1083 AD, End of the Year

It's that time of the year - the Advisor comes with Scrolls of Kingdom Status:

Happiness: 5
Population: 4
Economy: 9
Army: 3

"My liege! I'm happy to report that our Treasury is filled to the brim with coin and valuables! Shall we mayhaps spend it on some magnaminous project??"

A) Festivals for both rich and the poor, all the year!
B) Commission sculptors who shall build a statue commemorating my glorious rule!
C) Renovate and enlarge my palace!
D) Naaah! *take a swim in your riches*
E) Fund the research and production of our own Fireblood!
F) Build a grandiose walled temple for the Alldivines!
G) Send for dwarves so that they can create us a magical artifact of power!
H) Strengthen and repair our border fortifications!
« Last Edit: July 06, 2017, 11:46:09 pm by Haspen »
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