Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

Pages: 1 ... 57 58 [59] 60 61 ... 1087

Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778170 times)

Lucus Casius

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: THE STORY OF KING YOE WHO SAMPLED THE SHROOMS AND HIS SILLY ACID TRIP
« Reply #870 on: July 01, 2017, 02:49:38 am »

First, ¥.
Then, £.
When you have defeated him in epic, drug-fueled combat: ¢.
Logged

Criptfeind

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: THE STORY OF KING YOE WHO SAMPLED THE SHROOMS AND HIS SILLY ACID TRIP
« Reply #872 on: July 01, 2017, 07:43:40 am »

Trust the rainbow snail.
Logged

birdy51

  • Bay Watcher
  • Always be Beeping
    • View Profile
Logged
BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Prophet

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cultist and Heretic
    • View Profile
Re: THE STORY OF KING YOE WHO SAMPLED THE SHROOMS AND HIS SILLY ACID TRIP
« Reply #874 on: July 01, 2017, 10:01:20 am »

£
¥
¢
Logged
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #875 on: July 01, 2017, 10:47:35 am »

You pelt the King of Ravens with your Nnrg friends!
Then you duel him with lightsabers!!
And then you recover the egg!!!

Quote
6*

Congratulations! Jorge Takkei comes himself to tell you: You win!!

...

You wake up, terribly dizzy and wet on face. Soon you discover that you have a dead, bloodied, mauled raven on your face. You toss the bird aside and see the Nnrg humming and clapping hands together as one of the females kneels before you and gives you one of the Eggs.

You had a strange dream, but as you spend seconds trying to remember it, more and more details fade into nothingness. Oh well, it surely wasn't out of the place.

You have the egg and your stomach feels full, even if a slight headache persists in your head. You decide to...

A) Begin ascent to the peak at once.
B) Rest for few hours near the Nnrg.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2017, 10:57:13 am by Haspen »
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Harry Baldman

  • Bay Watcher
  • What do I care for your suffering?
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #876 on: July 01, 2017, 11:09:28 am »

A! No time to waste!
Logged

Lucus Casius

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #877 on: July 01, 2017, 12:45:16 pm »

B
Logged

crazyabe

  • Bay Watcher
  • I didn't start the fire...Just added the gasoline!
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #878 on: July 01, 2017, 01:11:50 pm »

A.
We Don't need to indulge in any more mushrooms.
Logged
Quote from: MonkeyMarkMario, 2023
“Don’t quote me.”
nothing here.

Puppyguard

  • Bay Watcher
  • An avatar? What's that?
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #879 on: July 01, 2017, 02:06:10 pm »

A
No more mushrooms.
Logged

Prophet

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cultist and Heretic
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #880 on: July 01, 2017, 02:27:05 pm »

B
Logged
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Just a smol Angel
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #881 on: July 01, 2017, 02:30:49 pm »

A
but let's take a few mushrooms with us, ya know, just in case.
Logged
Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.

Tiruin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is too short for worries
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #882 on: July 01, 2017, 02:46:49 pm »

A! No time to waste!
A
Because that was wild and mushroomy.
Logged

birdy51

  • Bay Watcher
  • Always be Beeping
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #883 on: July 01, 2017, 03:13:54 pm »

A!
Logged
BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #884 on: July 01, 2017, 04:38:21 pm »

You leave the Nnrg, who bid you farewell by the way of staring at you mindlessly.

After leaving the safety of the caverns, you begin your ascent. As you go, your stomach turns and your head gives you aches; nausea kicks in.

Quote
3*

You slide down a slope and land on an exposed shelf. You take a moment of rest, and the nausea lessens. Then you try climbing once again.

Quote
2*

You wake up, pain pulsating in your bones a bit too muchly for comfort. Not trying to risk further climb or  a descent to the Nnrg, you huddle between two pointy rocks.

(Supplies: 8, none spent)

By the morning next day, both the pains and the nausea are gone, so you try once more with the climbing.

Quote
5

Hours pass and you continue to climb. Winds pick up with speed and the air feels colder, and yet you gotta continue.

Quote
4

The next part of the climb was rather harsh, and therefore you spend another evening and night, this time hidden in a shallow nook under a large, horizontally-oriented boulder.

(Supplies: 8, none spent).

Another day, another climb.

Quote
4

Finally you reach your destination; the highest point of this mountain, and flat area with... a roost?

Apparently, the Dragon Roost is an actual nest. It is made from branches, pebbles and bones, of all things. It looks old.

A) Time to place the egg in the nest and warm it up!
B) Let's spend the evening searching through the area.
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
Pages: 1 ... 57 58 [59] 60 61 ... 1087