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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778282 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #630 on: June 15, 2017, 06:31:20 am »

A

We're still part of an ally's battle against this foe, right?

The ally got beaten.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #631 on: June 15, 2017, 07:50:19 am »

You send an envoy to the Cydwyl.

You wait few hours.

As the sky turns into the night, your officers wonder if the envoy is going to come back.

A) Let's wait till early morning to decide.
B) Clearly they executed him! Send our riders to strike their camp in the night!
C) Clearly they executed him! Let's retreat southwards while we still can.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #632 on: June 15, 2017, 07:51:26 am »

A

Although I don't think we ever got confirmation from Haspen about the trebuchet/envoy situation, so who knows.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #633 on: June 15, 2017, 07:52:47 am »

A

Worse case, we've been forced into picking C from earlier, except we get to be slightly more pissed with them when we fight.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #634 on: June 15, 2017, 09:35:01 am »

A.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #635 on: June 15, 2017, 10:39:58 am »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #636 on: June 15, 2017, 04:41:08 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #637 on: June 15, 2017, 11:36:37 pm »

You decide to wait till morning.

But after few hours, in the middle of the night, you're waken up as scouts raise an alarm:

"Cydwyl riders with torches approaching from northwest, my liege!!"

A) "Counter them with our footsoldiers!"
B) "Counter them with our own horsemen!"
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Detoxicated

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #638 on: June 15, 2017, 11:39:42 pm »

B
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #639 on: June 15, 2017, 11:57:59 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #640 on: June 16, 2017, 12:10:35 am »

B
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HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #641 on: June 16, 2017, 04:32:44 am »

I remember very clearly saying we shouldn't send an envoy.

Anyway. Both options are awful. If we send horsemen it's gonna take time, and if we don't have more losses, we'll have the same. Which is bad cause we're inferior in numbers.
If we send footsoldiers they'll get trampled in the middle of the night



I guess B
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #642 on: June 16, 2017, 08:13:56 am »

I remember very clearly saying we shouldn't send an envoy.

Anyway. Both options are awful. If we send horsemen it's gonna take time, and if we don't have more losses, we'll have the same. Which is bad cause we're inferior in numbers.
If we send footsoldiers they'll get trampled in the middle of the night



I guess B


Taking time is a good thing. If we buy time, our Blackhearts will be ready to fire and scatter their horses again. As for the numbers game, I'm not sure they still have an advantage after the last few rounds. Do they?

B
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #643 on: June 16, 2017, 08:34:39 am »

They never had a numerical advantage. Haspen forgot to count out monks.
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #644 on: June 16, 2017, 08:35:48 am »

Several days later your scouts bring you new information; the Cydwyl army is marching straight towards you! Or rather, they're riding, as vast majority of their three thousand troop is comprised of horsemen wielding either spears or bows.

So yeah it's about 'almost 3000' on your side ;v
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