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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778067 times)

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #450 on: June 03, 2017, 02:07:43 am »

B
As in "B"e there when you get to sign terms in favor of our benefits (and yours too but you did grumpy stuff and we're just attacking back because of what you did)
...They are the aggressor right? ._. I'm lost with place names now that I'm confused if this place we're attacking was something that hurt us before.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #451 on: June 03, 2017, 02:44:25 am »

You decide to lead troops personally.



Congratulations! Yoe embarks on another campaign!



1081 AD, Autumn

Your troops deploy to the Cydwyl border, again the Blackhearts and their crews taking forever to get there. There's no activity there, but your officers believe that your northern neighbours are paying attention to your movements with their own scouts.

Scouts report that there are two small outpost in northeast, and a fortified city further north from your position.

A) Let's make example of the smaller forts. To the northeast!
B) Let's crack open that big city to make a big impression. Northwards!
C) Let's seek some other targets elsewhere. We're going northwest!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #452 on: June 03, 2017, 02:53:48 am »

A

I want the city, but lets not let people from the outposts flank us while we work on cracking it.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #453 on: June 03, 2017, 03:06:48 am »

A
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NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #454 on: June 03, 2017, 03:13:35 am »

A
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #455 on: June 03, 2017, 03:33:12 am »

A

Our job is to make a load of noise and distraction after all.
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HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #456 on: June 03, 2017, 06:08:36 am »

Can't we just threaten them into submission? We're gonna take these lands, better have them in one piece.

A
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Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #457 on: June 03, 2017, 09:43:02 am »

Can't we just threaten them into submission? We're gonna take these lands, better have them in one piece.

A
We can sit outside their fortresses, cook up some nice food, waft the scent in, and then tell them 'Hey, you can have some of this' with an old car saleman's accent as they surrender because we've actually cut off their supply lines and all. And usually, fortresses were more 'troop garrisons to protect surrounding towns/villages' rather than a storehouse.
Unless these 'fortresses' are of different time and tech scaling <_< But 'smaller forts'!
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #458 on: June 03, 2017, 11:25:19 am »

A

Our job is to make a load of noise and distraction after all.

That is our job. That dosn't mean we don't want to grab some land for ourselves. I do hope to take the city next.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #459 on: June 03, 2017, 12:22:54 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #460 on: June 03, 2017, 12:45:47 pm »

Smash one fort as if it were nothing, make the other fort surrender by fear go into the city

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #461 on: June 04, 2017, 09:31:14 am »

You decide to assault the forts.

As the Blackhearts - and your Army - move toward the twin forts, officers and scouts bring news.

"My liege, we have detected horsemen movement, attempting to get to our flanks. What are your orders?"

A) "Bombard them with Blackhearts, scare the horses into rout!"
B) "We set up camp and prepare to defend ourselves!"
C) "Send our own horsemen against them whilst we continue toward the forts."
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #462 on: June 04, 2017, 09:31:54 am »

C

Trying to slow down or divert our blackhearts? NEVER!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #463 on: June 04, 2017, 10:04:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #464 on: June 04, 2017, 10:05:07 am »

A will just set a forest on fire and miss them.

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