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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777945 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #390 on: June 01, 2017, 11:48:25 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #391 on: June 01, 2017, 11:50:55 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #392 on: June 01, 2017, 12:35:49 pm »

You decide to provide your people (old and new) with supplies so they do not suffer.

1080 AD, Summer

The snow is no more, but the water has done its course. Farms are ruined this year, meaning that little will be harvested, and people are already going about hungry, many not even wishing to think about autumn and the upcoming winter.

Of course, people once again turn toward you in hopes their mouths will be fed.

A) Nope, their mouths will remain empty.
B) Once again, I shall feed them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #393 on: June 01, 2017, 12:50:42 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #394 on: June 01, 2017, 01:31:49 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #395 on: June 01, 2017, 02:00:56 pm »

HOW DID I MISS THIS
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #396 on: June 01, 2017, 02:08:42 pm »

B

I expect a very awkward discussion with the treasurer soon.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #397 on: June 01, 2017, 03:34:41 pm »

Once again you devote money for the welfare of the peoples.

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People praise your leadership. Thanks to the generosity you have offered, nobody will starve this year. Citizens of Methiant are now much happier!

1080 AD, Winter

Silver mines, gemstone mines and mineral mines all bring their payloads to your Treasury; the last ones are sent westwards per agreement with Felonsines.

1080 AD, End of the Year

"The latter half of the year was quite peaceful my liege, don't you agree?" The Advisor unrolls the Scrolls of Kingdom Status on your table.

Happiness: 5
Population: 3
Economy: 2
Army: 4

"With the influx of peoples from the east, our settlement project should be brought to conclusion sooner, my liege. The people are happy, at least, although our Economy rating looks rather low. Do you wish to amend that, my liege?"

A) "Naw, we good for now."
B) "Yes, we shall raise tax to increase our revenues next year!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #398 on: June 01, 2017, 03:41:53 pm »

B

It will undoubtedly be used for public services, such as emergency food finding.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #399 on: June 01, 2017, 03:42:04 pm »

B Money money money!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #400 on: June 01, 2017, 03:42:08 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #401 on: June 01, 2017, 03:44:50 pm »

We should impose a tax... but part of me wants to risk not doing so to bask in the adoration of our people. Also, not throwing up the tax may help speed up the settlement project.

I'm torn, but I'll go with A, just to keep the option alive perhaps.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #402 on: June 01, 2017, 04:05:50 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #403 on: June 01, 2017, 04:10:18 pm »

You raise the taxes.

1081 AD, Summer

Battlebrother Angst from the Cloister of Tech arrives for audience.

"Greetings, King Methiant. I'm here on the behalf of my Cloisterlord, to ask whether you are interested in buying the services of a thousand strong and well-trained men? We know that you pased on previous offer from our brothers in Augas, so if you do not wish to hire more faithful, we will understand and seek our sponsors elsewhere."

You decide to...

A) Hire them monks to boost the Army numbers.
B) Decline the Cloister's offer once again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #404 on: June 01, 2017, 04:13:58 pm »

B

Haspen: How much economy do we gain from tax normally per year? (Assuming we don't hike them up)
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