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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777796 times)

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #270 on: May 28, 2017, 03:54:17 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #271 on: May 28, 2017, 03:55:32 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #272 on: May 28, 2017, 03:58:43 pm »

You ask him to tell you details and specifics.

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He talks oh so marvelously and so wisely about these gemstones! He is the man of the craft and wisdom he speaks of. While some of your courtiers grumble about how eager you are, you shush them and sponsor the man right away!

The prospector bows several times on his way out of the door.

The Battlebrother is let in next.

"Greetings, King Yoe of Methiant. I am Battlebrother Questin, on an errand from the Cloister of Augas. As we have received the message from our brothers at Tech, we have been forming a troop of thousand youth under guidance of handful of veterans. Pray tell, good King, do you wish to procure their services in return for donations to our altars?" You tell him that...

A) You won't be buying services of the warrior-monk-mercenaries today.
B) You will gladly exchange your money for the services of the armed faithful.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #273 on: May 28, 2017, 04:02:07 pm »

Shit, now we know something's afoot with the gems.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #274 on: May 28, 2017, 04:13:02 pm »

Shit, now we know something's afoot with the gems.
The 1 may just mean we didn't get a choice.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #275 on: May 28, 2017, 04:15:30 pm »

B With how small our land and population is having some more warriors can't hurt.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #276 on: May 28, 2017, 04:18:22 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #277 on: May 28, 2017, 04:39:58 pm »

If we go with B, that'll leave us at either 2 econ or 1. We don't need troops that badly.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #278 on: May 28, 2017, 04:47:29 pm »

 A. Much as it would be nice to be the Swiss, we dont have the cash just yet.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #279 on: May 28, 2017, 05:03:06 pm »

 Let's hope the gems aren't a trap.

bah, We got problems with north and got a big neighbor armed with fireblood in a land governed by warlords, we need to keep strong. but the money...


started with 5 wealth
+1 felonsien
-1 settlements
-1 flood
-1 gem
-1 warriors-monks (if we buy)
2?
-1 sulphur and stuff mine?
1??
I didn't put the silver mine in the math. They will arrive somewhere in the end of the year. i think.

together with the taxes. that will bring us back to 4 or 3

Can't we rent our troops? I think the kashites won't be THAT mad for we stealing their jobs :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #280 on: May 28, 2017, 07:42:39 pm »

B Gotta spend money to go bankrupt!  I mean make money...

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #281 on: May 28, 2017, 11:41:38 pm »

You dismiss the Battlebrother as you don't have the money.

1078 AD, Winter

First loads of sulphur, saltpetre and others are packed up and sent westwards, just as silver from the other mine arrives at your Treasury.

1078 AD, Midwinter

"Orcs?"

"Aye, King Yoe." The Ceodwellian envoy takes off his beret. "The mongrels, not seen around these parts for centuries, raided few settlements in the soutwest of my liege's kingdom. As he is dealing with some unruly Kashite and Gubta elsewhere, he has shortage of men and thus asks you, his son-in-law, to provide some troops for about half a year or so."

A) "Sure thing, orcish plague must be dealt no matter the cost!"
B) "Send my apologies to your master, as I have simply no one to send him."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #282 on: May 28, 2017, 11:44:43 pm »

 A. We got the army to start pulling a swiss. We must remember to see about some payment while they are there tho.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #283 on: May 29, 2017, 12:29:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #284 on: May 29, 2017, 05:29:34 am »

And what'll we get outa it? Gota start with the offer of ca$h yo.

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