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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[crazyabe]

Er we said we wouldn't help them... This sounds like thats what we are doing.
A.

[VoidSlayer]

Er we said we wouldn't help them... This sounds like thats what we are doing.
A.

We lied.

[Tiruin]

Dunkin of Donuth

Love this punnery
Also what is stopping Dunkin...or the Ceodwells? [Someone correct my trade deal connections please] from just steamrolling over their neighbors since they've got nice siege engines?
Must be the upkeep/maintenance.

B

They're trading us something they've the tech to improve; we're providing raw material. We've never been on the tech scale on 'competent'.

And I love that there's 15+ posts [1 page+] of discussion on this ♥
Also we can do A or C after talking 'nice offer, but do you have any other idea too?'
I mean they can't just go "BLAH, NU", and quit just because we asked something that anyone merchant-ly would ask, right?

[omada]

Felonsine are the ones with siege engines.

They got a bunch of terrain but have borders with many. if they steamrolled in direction of the kiwi we (for example) would use that chance to screw them from everywhere (And donuth should be thinking of this. if EVERYBODY decided to grab a bit of Felonsien they would be doomed.)

What are the chances of we creating a big alliance of small kingdoms and trying to be some kind of "president" asking for funds for the common being of everybody? It would be almost like rulling everybody. But we could use sweet words instead of swords. And just fight before it one enemy to close ties in blood and being brothers in arms.

Yes i am drunk and i don't know if i am having stupid ideas :V

And now i can't remove from my head this: i will create in a RPG a magical sword that give bonus to charisma, the sword will be named Sweet words, S-Word for short :v

[birdy51]

Nay! I just had this thought as well.

We can be the Swiss of this world; selling our services in battle and goods, while simultaneously remaining neutral when it matters most. Our soldiers will fight in foreign fields for the glory of the Great Coffers, and lo, we shall be rich!

[Haspen]

You conclude the negotiations with Felonsine envoy, and he leaves to inform his lords of the agreement.

1078 AD, Summer

Two weeks of torrential rain have left many farmlands flooded or otherwise wrecked. Peasants across the country bemoan their losses while provincial governors and village elders plead for crown officials for material support!

A) And they shall have it! Dispense with money at once!
B) Naw, we can't spare a single coin, they will have to endure.

[Aseaheru]

 Whelp, looks like this is the year we spend dosh.

 A

[Criptfeind]

A

[Haspen]

You sigh and send money for the affected peasants.

1078 AD, Autumn

A report arrives from the new mineral mines in the south; both locales begun digging for sulphur, coal and saltpeter, which come in relatively small amounts.

Few days later two people wish for audience; one is Battlebrother Questin of the Augas Cloister, and the other is a young prospector and jeweller merchant who says he has a splendid opportunity for the Crown. You tell the guards to...

A) Let in Battlebrother Questin first.
B) Let in the prospector-merchant first.

[Criptfeind]

B

Battle brother is going to cost us money I bet. Lets see if we'll have any extra to spend.

[Harry Baldman]

B!

[Aseaheru]

B

[Haspen]

You let the merchant-prospector talk first.

"Greetings, King Yoe, on this joyous day! Here I was, traveling through the eastlands of your vast kingdom, whereas I talked with some villagers and obtained a precious bit of knowledge - gemstones lie in the mountains to east, my lord! With my keen eye and your sponsorship, I can have mining camp set up, where precious aquamarines and emeralds can be mined for! So how about it?"

You decide to...

A) Refuse to sponsor his mining enterprise.
B) Ask him to tell you details about those gemstones.
C) Gladly provide him with money and supplies he needs.

[Detoxicated]

B

[Prophet]

B