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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777596 times)

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #120 on: May 24, 2017, 08:59:12 am »

B
He's right, we're not a fighter.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #121 on: May 24, 2017, 09:04:45 am »

B

I say if we can crush the invasion without too many causalities, we call in our favor from Lametania and counter-invade with the might of two armies.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #122 on: May 24, 2017, 09:09:27 am »

A

We might not be a soldier, but having a name on the battlefield is a force multiplier for a charismatic guy.

Thus shouldn't be too high risk, so we go, just this once, to establish our reputation.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #123 on: May 24, 2017, 09:19:01 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #124 on: May 24, 2017, 09:19:30 am »

BA
Good thing we gave the lands to lamentia.
Otherwise our crapy army would be fighting in two fronts with our sorry excuse of a treasury supplying them
« Last Edit: May 24, 2017, 09:21:06 am by HappyPlank »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #125 on: May 24, 2017, 09:22:51 am »

You tell the Marshal that he is in charge of the troops and has to drive Cydwyls out.

1077 AD, Mid-Autumn

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After month of fighting, the Marshal sends his report from the frontlines; the silver mines have been secured and the raiders drove out, but he reports that Cydwyl border forts are well garrisoned, according to his spies and scouts, and any retaliatory attack will surely be a bloody mess.

A) Press on! We shall pay Cydwyls eye to eye!
B) Then stay at the border and guard it.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #126 on: May 24, 2017, 09:28:58 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #127 on: May 24, 2017, 09:29:57 am »

B

I say we turtle up, remain as inoffensive as possible, and pick our fights against those who are already at war elsewhere.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #128 on: May 24, 2017, 09:32:17 am »

B

Now is the time we write a letter.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #129 on: May 24, 2017, 09:46:11 am »

A

B

because we should be there WHEN THEY SURRENDER. :P
Otherwise I'd do C but everyone else does B O_o
But being there means you're there officially to involve yourself with their surrender.

And the terms that involves.

Edit: Well this still applies to the latest bit ._.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #130 on: May 24, 2017, 10:00:12 am »

B

Now we write a letter demanding something

Cydwyl is the one that must be conquered to defend our silver mines more easily . But right now we need to weaken it.

Hmmm, an alliance with felonsein is okay for now. Long run we might grow hungry for the gold mine. But For now we would want to grow stronger before growing bigger. Id want more to fight the hurthlings  (knock knock, it's the united states Methiant, open the border, stop having it be closed) and Felonsein in future than the Kashites that fucking profit from war.

Okay, we should Only strike when given opportunity like Detoxicated said.

Opportunity means civil war or another countries waging war. Our letters might help this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #131 on: May 24, 2017, 11:02:18 am »

You order the Marshal to guard the northern border for now.

1077 AD, Winter

An emissary from King Aun of Ceodwell have arrived!

He has heard of you selling away southern part of Methiant, and thus is asking that you return the ancestral lands of Ceodwells to him; that being the parts of Methiant that lie between Zasitost and the Ironbone Mountains.

King Aun is willing to pay you, his son-in-law, a proper tribute for next fifteen years in exchange for that territory.

A) Fine, that is the right amount for another parcel of land.
B) What is he, mad? I'm not selling away any more of my lands!
C) Naw, that just won't do, but let's try to squeeze some more money from our family!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #132 on: May 24, 2017, 11:04:45 am »

B, land is important for a proper kingdom. We shouldn't throw it out so easily.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #133 on: May 24, 2017, 11:15:43 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #134 on: May 24, 2017, 11:18:36 am »

I have never regretted sth so fast in my life

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