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Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777966 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #975 on: July 06, 2017, 11:41:43 pm »

I forget, was specificly agreeing not to research our own Fireblood part of our agreement with Felonsine? If not, E.

I wish we had the option to invest in our fortifications. Our army is weak and our treasury makes us a juicy target.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #976 on: July 06, 2017, 11:46:23 pm »

Alright :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #977 on: July 06, 2017, 11:46:47 pm »

Aww... the only army option is fireblood.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #978 on: July 06, 2017, 11:51:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #979 on: July 06, 2017, 11:53:41 pm »

F The Alldivines seem nice enough and also have warrior sects, lets stay in good stead with them.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #980 on: July 07, 2017, 12:32:06 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #981 on: July 07, 2017, 12:42:43 am »

I forget, was specificly agreeing not to research our own Fireblood part of our agreement with Felonsine? If not, E.

I wish we had the option to invest in our fortifications. Our army is weak and our treasury makes us a juicy target.
Nope. The deal in our entirety was simple: we send them ingredients, they send us Blackhearts with crews.  No restrictions on the development of Blackhearts or Fireblood.  The only other thing we added to that was that they also sent us some money the first year.  In other words, our little fiasco was a complete overreach by the Felonsine engineers.  It is now up to their court if they want to double-down on it and back their engineers to the hilt (literally, most likely; the only way they could spin this in their favor is by claiming that we invited them to a personal meeting solely to ambush and arrest them to keep them permanently and thus break the deal, the knavish blaggards we are, at which point they threaten us with war) or disavow their engineers' actions in attempting to assassinate a king during a diplomatic meeting (because that's really what it looks like from our people's perspective).

One thing I'd note, though, is that we kinda sorta demonstrated what happens to fixed fortifications under Blackheart bombardment during our war with Cydwyl; absent counter-battery fire from trebuchets or Blackhearts of our own, old-style fixed fortifications will crumble pretty badly.  Without some major advance along the lines of star forts or even earthen works, we may be throwing good money after bad.  While I am amenable to renovating the fortifications, I suggest that given that we just alienated a major military power with bombards, we look at that the experiences of that war, not to mention those convenient (albeit unfortunately uncrewed) Blackhearts that we still possess, to help guide our renovations.  With that caveat, H
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #982 on: July 07, 2017, 01:07:07 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #983 on: July 07, 2017, 01:59:50 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #984 on: July 07, 2017, 03:58:13 am »

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The sooner we don't have to rely on the Felonsines, the better.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #985 on: July 07, 2017, 04:33:48 am »

There are good options here... while id like to fund Research i feel we must prepare for war so
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #986 on: July 07, 2017, 10:04:20 am »

H Our engineers might wait for attack from felonsine or even cydwyl

If felonsine attack we call Salus and Dogethe (maybe we can transform cydwyl in an kind of ally? WEAKEN THEN THROWING AT OUR ENEMIES)

(Although temples to the alldivines might be a nice long-term military aid)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #987 on: July 07, 2017, 10:08:29 am »

D. Scrooge it up. Maybe we'll attract a sorceress.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #988 on: July 07, 2017, 12:17:06 pm »

H Mighty walls make a might kingdom.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #989 on: July 08, 2017, 03:37:06 am »

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Your decide to spend funds on renovation of the border fortresses around Methiant.

1084 AD, Spring

Your son Ean has fallen ill with the dreaded Swamp Fever, which kills 8 out of 10 children it affects and leaves the 9th crippled for life.

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Your healers don't even manage to start with usual treatment attempts before little Ean departs for the plains of the dead. Your devastated wife dons the whife scarf and locks herself in her bedroom for a week.

1084 AD, Mid-Spring

"An envoy from Felonsines is at the gates, my liege" Says the gate guard after entering your throne room. "His entourage consists of ten armed men and some sort of noblewoman."

A) "Let them in, then."
B) "Turn them away!"
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