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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778101 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9735 on: April 08, 2018, 04:39:24 pm »

B
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After all, coke is for furnaces, not for snorting.
You're not true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9736 on: April 08, 2018, 04:39:41 pm »

B Gosh darn it Grandson. See this is why we don't indulge in silly far eastern trade. Why buy overpriced foreign crap when you can just make your own local luxuries? I mean just look at our amazing fine wine and glassware!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9737 on: April 08, 2018, 04:40:18 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9738 on: April 08, 2018, 04:41:58 pm »

B!
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9739 on: April 08, 2018, 04:46:49 pm »

B

I feel this is Haspen attempt to curb our wild economic growth  :P
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9740 on: April 08, 2018, 06:50:13 pm »

D) press your nobles to fucking accept your claim on the imperial crown and we will send money in your way when we merge the empires for once you fucker

Let me fucking retire I am waiting for you
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9741 on: April 08, 2018, 07:20:56 pm »

Wait, what was that bureaucratic expansion for? If we are paying yearly to increase the money cap, that seems useless. No way we stay at cap for long.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9742 on: April 08, 2018, 08:58:53 pm »

It might be the amount of money being handled rather than how much we retain in the coffers at any one moment. I'm on a trip and away from my budget notes but I believe our total income before expenses has topped 10 points a year.

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9743 on: April 09, 2018, 12:03:45 am »

You decide to send the money requested. The diplomat leaves happy.

1161 AD, Late Winter

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Reports come from the governors that your subjects were quite well placated by plethora of good things bestowed upon them. Just as intended!

1161 AD, End of the Year

And here we go again; the Scrolls of Kingdom Status lands on your table once more.

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Happiness: 3
Population: 7
Economy: 13!
Army: (9)
Imp.Authority: -2

"My liege, while the authority of the office of the Emperor haven't been improved, the happiness of the people have taken a noticeable rise. Furthermore, we continue to be rich, sire! What should we spend our money on next year?"

A) Time to ask the dwarves to commission us a powerful artifact of sorts!
B) Sponsor creation of an bronze-cast statue of yourself!
C) We ought to sponsor renovation of all those keeps and manors we regained!
D) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
E) Donate to the poor and the needy to show off your generosity.
F) Refurbish old fortresses in the border regions.
G) Send a lavish gift to one of neighbouring countries.
H) Expand the budget of the Army, so it can maintain even greater numbers.

"Also, do you wish to issue an Edict?"

A) "Next year please."
B) "But of course."
« Last Edit: April 09, 2018, 12:07:54 am by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9744 on: April 09, 2018, 12:05:25 am »

EA Happiness is still a bit low.
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After all, coke is for furnaces, not for snorting.
You're not true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9745 on: April 09, 2018, 12:07:51 am »

D, A
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vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9746 on: April 09, 2018, 12:27:51 am »

D, A

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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9747 on: April 09, 2018, 12:33:30 am »

EA
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9748 on: April 09, 2018, 12:42:09 am »

E&H, A
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Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.

VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9749 on: April 09, 2018, 01:53:51 am »

A B

We in good with the dwarves again, maybe they can get us something swell.  Also we can do the festival edict, spend the holy money on holy things!
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