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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778137 times)

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9705 on: April 08, 2018, 10:55:01 am »

Cb fuck the clergy that we aren't lording over.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9706 on: April 08, 2018, 11:25:48 am »

Ca
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9707 on: April 08, 2018, 11:32:27 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9708 on: April 08, 2018, 11:43:35 am »

Every option is to stay with one of the religions that screwed us over

Ca
, because

1) closer to our sons (even the dead leath, blessed he be, that is now considered a smaller god)
2) closer to our neighbor that we desires to merge peacefully
3) a bit of meta, is the most magical religion and I desire to infuse land with magic although I still wan't to help with tech (let's go have a magical spamkingdom year 4000 and throw missiles in ethereal beings)

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we should start working as the damdamians worked, make rucus and some of our neighboors accept our "equality agenda" build there some temples and please our religious subjects


some time later, we do a "holy crusade for equality" on those damdamian lands that do not accept

BANG

we smash permanently the Damdamian religious problem once and for all
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9709 on: April 08, 2018, 11:56:50 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9710 on: April 08, 2018, 01:18:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9711 on: April 08, 2018, 01:55:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9712 on: April 08, 2018, 02:49:37 pm »

You decide to convert to Pantheonism, and no longer give Alldivines any leverage against you.

The Pantheonist priests of Oaths arrive very quickly, letting you swear the oath to worship all of the Pantheon gods, of the past, of the current and of the future listings. They then make 112 psalms, asking the 112 deities of Pantheon to provide you with prosperity and good life.

1160 AD, Midwinter

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The introduction of new succession laws, excommunication by Alldivines and switch to Pantheonism hasn't been taken lightly by your noblemen and peasants alike. Even now reports come from all around the Empire, of people voicing their displeasure with your rule even on streets.

1160 AD, End of the Year

You aren't sure you want to revisit this ritual this year, but what can you do? The Advisor is already here! And so are the Scrolls of Kingdom Status!

Happiness: 0!
Population: 7
Economy: 13!
Army: (9)
Imp.Authority: -2

"Your Majesty, the authority of the Emperor's office and the happiness of your subjects reached all time lows. The Statesmen all agree that something must be done, as people do not want to listen even to them! Issueing any new laws could spark a rebellion, if one isn't going to happen anyways!"

As for possibility of festivities...

A) We have more than enough money and the people deserve some fun after this tumultous year.
B) No, we ain't sponsoring any party time for the peasants!

As for possibility of lowering a tax or two...

A) Sure thing, we can go with lower taxes for a year.
B) I'm sure they will behave decently with default taxes around.

As for a drastic choice of putting Army on the streets and roads...

A) Sure, my soldiers will keep the peace.
B) No, force will only upset the people more.

And for an even more drastic choice of abdication...

A) No! I made this mess, and I will fix it! People will accuse me of cowardice if I abandon the throne!
B) Definitely! A fresh face in the office might placate the people and help them forget my mess.

"Our Treasury is overflowing with money this year, my liege. Shall we spend it productively in some way or the other?"

A) Time to ask the dwarves to commission us a powerful artifact of sorts!
B) We ought to sponsor renovation of all those keeps and manors we regained!
C) Refurbish old fortresses in the border regions.
D) Sponsor creation of an bronze-cast statue of yourself!
E) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
F) Donate to the poor and the needy to show off your generosity.
G) Take a swim in the money, this newfound sea of riches of yours!
H) Send a lavish gift to one of neighbouring countries.
I) Expand the budget of the Army, so it maintain even greater numbers.

//5 choices to make, no split votes pls.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2018, 02:51:09 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9713 on: April 08, 2018, 02:54:09 pm »

A no brainer.
A "to celebrate the emperor's conversion"
B, but get ready to switch to A if needed.
A No time to look weak.
F Let's pump that happiness up a little.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9714 on: April 08, 2018, 03:01:37 pm »

AABAF
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9715 on: April 08, 2018, 03:11:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9716 on: April 08, 2018, 03:17:57 pm »

AABAF

Bah. We're too old for this shit.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9717 on: April 08, 2018, 03:18:42 pm »

AAAAF
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9718 on: April 08, 2018, 03:19:50 pm »

A
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A
F


This glorious day has finally come! Once more we are back to Pantheonism! The most Luathbasian of religions! Cyl has truly become my favorite monarch.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2018, 03:21:49 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9719 on: April 08, 2018, 03:21:40 pm »

AABAF
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