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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778173 times)

VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9690 on: April 08, 2018, 04:30:26 am »

Ca Its the sound crows make and they have never steered us wrong.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9691 on: April 08, 2018, 07:35:41 am »

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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9692 on: April 08, 2018, 07:42:37 am »

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if you want something wacky
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9693 on: April 08, 2018, 07:48:20 am »

You sign edict of Dissolution of Cloisters, prohibiting congregations from occupying estates and keeps of the Crown, basically restricting them to temples built for sole purpose of worship, or, at worst, houses and homesteads of the faithful.

Later that day, you have a talk with Eivan. He seems flabbergasted by your continuous assault against the faith of your grandfather.

"I ask permission to be re-annointed under auspices of the Pantheon, father. I shall have none in your conflict with Alldivines."

A) "Fine then."
B) "No!"
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SigFlags!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9694 on: April 08, 2018, 07:49:47 am »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9695 on: April 08, 2018, 07:50:15 am »

A
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9696 on: April 08, 2018, 07:50:53 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9697 on: April 08, 2018, 07:53:28 am »

A

Religious tolerance!
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9698 on: April 08, 2018, 07:56:58 am »

A
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9699 on: April 08, 2018, 09:18:04 am »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9700 on: April 08, 2018, 10:12:04 am »

You agree to that.

A week later, Eivan and Bjeda are 're-married' in Pantheonist ritual.

1160 AD, Winter

Silver arrives in the Treasury and gemstones are sent northwards.

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Also, you receive news from the northwestern mountain settlements; gold is being mined out. You can expect first loads of bullion to arrive next year!

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Glassware brings more profits than last year! And it mantains the high quality, pleasing your noblemen.

Speaking of noblemen; the court gathers to speak with you.

"Your Majesty," says the Baron of Gwyn. "Mayhaps, for the best of the Empire, you should ask the Alldivine clergy to lift your excommunication?"

A) "Fine, I will ask them to do that."
B) "No, never!"
C) "No need for that, because I will convert to..."
Ca) "Pantheonism!"
Cb) "Singularism!"
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9701 on: April 08, 2018, 10:15:57 am »

Cb, monotheism is a good look for an Emperor, plus I don't think we've had a Singularist ruler before.
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Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9702 on: April 08, 2018, 10:29:36 am »

Ca, lets stick with family.
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Qassius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9703 on: April 08, 2018, 10:39:57 am »

Well, the historically beneficial thing for kings to do was to weaken the clergy and create their own church. Plop themselves at the top of the hierarchy and go full absolutism.

Cb, what could go wrong?
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9704 on: April 08, 2018, 10:45:03 am »

Ca Pantheonism best religion! Huzzah!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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