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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786706 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9585 on: April 04, 2018, 11:33:03 am »

A I mean they are the only three religions that I care about since they are the local and dominant religions of Methiant. If the three of 'em are willing to work together and not fight then I'd be happy with that.

I agree with you in principle, but I'm not going to take them at their word that they can share the playground peacefully. I need some sort of legally binding 'we will play nice' agreement before I can go that route.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9586 on: April 04, 2018, 11:33:24 am »

B
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9587 on: April 04, 2018, 11:41:30 am »

You do make a good point Weirdsound. It'd be nice if we had a C: Only if they agree to sign a contract/swear an oath that legally binds them to work together for the good of Methiant. Though I'm not going to change my vote. Mainly because B is pretty much going to win anyway.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9588 on: April 04, 2018, 11:43:22 am »

B - That's just asking for a dick measuring contest from the big three.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9589 on: April 04, 2018, 11:49:27 am »

B
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Rubble 8 - The most powerful modding suite in existence!
After all, coke is for furnaces, not for snorting.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9590 on: April 04, 2018, 12:18:32 pm »

B

fuck u
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9591 on: April 04, 2018, 12:20:33 pm »

B
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9592 on: April 04, 2018, 12:38:21 pm »

B

who the fuck they think they are?
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9593 on: April 04, 2018, 04:13:17 pm »

You tell them that you will not repeal that particular edict, and try to explain to them why not.

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Subsequent events will be surely remembered by historians as 'Blasphemy of Fela'!

After your explanation gets an answer, the talk ping-pongs back and forth, escalating into violent removal of your personage from the castle, under protection of your many guards, as the clergy shouted 'godless!' 'blasphemer!' 'despot!' at your back, trying to get at it. Several high clerics and acolytes present have been injured in the fisticuffs with your guards, some greviously, and the whole matter gathered quite some attention from a crowd of peasants and citizenry. Only time will tell how this affects your authority and mood of the populace.

A week later you're back at the palace, and the court is in uproar. Some courtiers believe that you shouldn't have been present at the council or that you should've repealed the acts. Some believe this should be mediated to prevent violence, some think that the clergy needs to be reined in by force.

As for the volatile edicts of Religious Tax and Religious Equality...

A) I will repeal both the Tax and Equality.
B) I will repeal the Tax, as promised, but Equality stays!
C) They've done it, so no repealing of any edicts!

As for the reaction to the violent and dishonorable conduct of the clergy...

A) Send them all a letter, asking for formal apology.
B) Request a proper monetary compensation for your lost honor.
C) Issue arrests for the priests responsible for the violence.
D) Leave them be, this time.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2018, 04:15:45 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9594 on: April 04, 2018, 04:15:32 pm »

B, A
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9595 on: April 04, 2018, 04:15:56 pm »

BA
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9596 on: April 04, 2018, 04:19:28 pm »

CB

If they were lords instead of priests, that would be considered treason. They are being let off lightly with this.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9597 on: April 04, 2018, 04:19:46 pm »

They Dare?! CB
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Rubble 8 - The most powerful modding suite in existence!
After all, coke is for furnaces, not for snorting.
You're not true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9598 on: April 04, 2018, 04:22:37 pm »

CB

I think A letter might be better then cash, but yeah. Fuck em.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9599 on: April 04, 2018, 04:23:15 pm »

CB

Fucking priests, I tell you. Don't give them a single inch.

Maybe if we start the House of Learning we'll get that most vaunted of edicts, Institute Cult of Reason
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