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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787737 times)

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9450 on: April 02, 2018, 06:24:07 pm »

A

Because I believe D to be an horrible choice
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9451 on: April 02, 2018, 06:59:44 pm »

A
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9452 on: April 03, 2018, 11:24:59 am »

aaaaaaaaaa
ddddd



You go with the obvious choice and have Eivan as the heir to the throne!

1159 AD, Autumn

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The sales of wine from Tiftit turned out to be surprisingly low and barely evened out the costs of making it. Your merchants chalk it up to the pickiness of your nobles.

Important news come from Helliste - trade ships from a distant eastern land called 'Chia' have arrived in Helliste!

Apparently these intrepid, fat merchants come from shores not far southeast from Gan Minsong. They've brought dyes and fabrics similar to those used by Gans, as well as numerous new spices, fruits and exquisite new pottery type. It has this strange, shiny surface, 'decorated' with cracks and divided into plates but not a single drop of water seems to be leaking through those broken vessels.

The merchants themselves arrived in ships made of red wood (definitely not painted), which itself seems to be rather lightweight and bouyant. They even had few items made of wood, but just like the clay vessels, they had this dark red, even crimson, shine to them. Absurd pricing of these items by Chia merchants however prohibited all but few wealthiest Helliste merchants nobles from obtaining them.

Already there is quite some interest in these pottery wares by nobles of Helliste, and even those of Dahnia and Cydwyl. Seems that King of Helliste bought greatest amount of these eastern new items, numbering over 170.

A) Can I haz chiawares pls?
B) Our glass and wine are superior to anything the outsiders bring!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9453 on: April 03, 2018, 11:29:04 am »

A
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9454 on: April 03, 2018, 11:29:51 am »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9455 on: April 03, 2018, 11:39:21 am »

B

Too rich for our blood.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9456 on: April 03, 2018, 11:54:25 am »

B

Too pricey. Helliste seems very rich though. I hope King Erik gets it in his head to make war upon Helliste soon. I'd like a cut of that plunder, and for our ally to control those yummy trade ports.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9457 on: April 03, 2018, 12:09:47 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9458 on: April 03, 2018, 12:21:24 pm »

You decide to pass on the riches of the east once again.

1159 AD, Winter

Silver arrives in the Treasury, the gems are sent northwards.

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The glassware brought profits as well. Even better, the high quality of this year's shipments pleased nobles and merchants alike.

Goooooold!

The feverish news of huge gold deposits struck in the far northwest of Rainbow Lizard Mountains reach the court, causing many nobles to drool with greed. However, the Empire does not control these lands; its some intrepid prospectors and merchants, snooping around, who have found the precious ore.

You decide to...

A) Stake a claim on the area, in hopes of driving away potential competitors.
B) Rush the settlement policy and sponsor settling and claiming of the new rich deposits.
C) Ignore this event, the area is too far from your reach and too close to Eldricans.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9459 on: April 03, 2018, 12:26:16 pm »

B!

It's like destiny itself has manifested somehow.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9460 on: April 03, 2018, 12:29:15 pm »

B
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9461 on: April 03, 2018, 12:29:51 pm »

B
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9462 on: April 03, 2018, 12:37:52 pm »

B

Rip econ
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9463 on: April 03, 2018, 12:50:36 pm »

B Glorious Gold.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9464 on: April 03, 2018, 12:52:08 pm »

b time to get that guild gold
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